Mark Sanford’s Definition Of Heaven
We’re not going to speculate on S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford’s eternal destiny (or destination) … but we can speculate as to how the governor might want to spend eternity, if it were up to him.
Our guess is the governor’s ideal “Great Beyond” would likely resemble the “Miss Pole Dance Argentina” competition, which was held earlier this year in Buenos Aires.
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Pics: AFP
Comments
By 1 + 1 = 3 on December 14th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Was he a judge this year?
By Virgin on December 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Dont tempt him to secretly fly away to Argentina over this holiday break. The sight of those magnificent parts may just make him to knowing how obsessively compulsive Mark Sanford is.
BTW, does anyone know where our Governor is this week? As of last night his public schedule has not been released to the media and public.
By Cooter Brown on December 14th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I rekon dat may sound lik heaben t’ ol’ Cooter… (Gawd forgive mee fer dese evil thinks!)
By Todd on December 14th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Virgin: The LuvGuv has been home alone at the GM lately according to most reliable sources. There is a staff party on the agenda some time this week. This is generally a fun time for the staff to prank around with the boys, but that is not happening this year. The staff miss the boys incredibly. Chef Jeff is bored, but doing a great job of keeping food available for the Gov as he has had a few “close friends” in during the evenings.
By Ynot on December 15th, 2009 at 6:36 am
close friends = Cubby et al?
By Virgin on December 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Ha ha Todd. Thanks for the little scoop. No question this is going to be a happy holiday season for him as he said he was going to have in an interview two weeks ago. First he got away with impeachment and now comes the divorce filing news that he long ago wanted.
So his certified failure and fake spiritual adviser has been all along with him in this journey then? Wonder if that advisor is now advising Sanford to go full thrust pursuing mistress Maria Belen Chapur now that the divorce is reportedly being finalized in two months. Would this mean we will be seeing Chapur ( who has yet to come out publicly and apologize for her role as a homewrecker) in Columbia and the Beaufort farm to assume the role as South Carolina’s First Lady?
Where will Mark Sanford be this Christmas and New Year? Obviously not in Sullivan’s Island or Florida where his estranged family will be. Is he impulsively going out of town (God forbid Buenos Aires again!) to unleash and release vent up passion trysting with soon to be second wife Maria Belen Chapur?
Interesting holiday season scenarios indeed for the Sanfrauds. Nevertheless, I wish them all the best of the holiday season and beyond! May not their tribe increase!!
By John Wilson on December 15th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
My God. The chick in the 5th picture has three legs!
By Ariana on December 16th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
That chick could be well be Maria Belen Chapur. Isnt she blessed in some ways we are not? Imagine she has those two magnificent parts that she likes to hold (as per Mark Sanford’s vivid description!) and now she does not only have two but three feet. Isnt that something? This makes her an acrobat then where it counts for Mark Sanford and her other paramours. Gee no wonder she has that effect as a homewrecker.