Comments on: Happy Birthday, ‘Ol Knocky

By: WorkingTommyC

WorkingTommyC — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:35:36 +0000

I got an invitation from him over the phone, too, but all I heard at the time was a bunch of chewing noises, snorting, and some wet, sloppy sounds–like mud being wallowed in or slung–maybe both.

In fact, I had thought it was an obscene phone call until I made the connection while reading your article here.

I’m surprised you didn’t include the picture of Porky with a truffle up his nose.

By: Ynot

Ynot — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:47:30 +0000

I like Jake. HB Senator

By: RINO Buster

RINO Buster — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:31:18 +0000

Is he really 65 years old? He looks a lot older than that. Maybe Jakie is burning the candle on both ends and it’s catching up with him. He looks like a coronary waiting to happen.

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:46:33 +0000

It appears Jakie believes in the old adage of Keeping his friends close and his enemies closer. Can’t believe you didn’t go.

By: fitsnews

fitsnews — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:32:13 +0000

Todd-

For realsies.

-FITS

By: Depressed in SC

Depressed in SC — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:27:38 +0000

This man is pathetic. Only the people of Rednexington County would elect a fool such as this.

By: Alec

Alec — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:57:41 +0000

I hope there’s a cute picture of Jakie with cake all over his face. For some reason, I just feel like there is…..

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:00:21 +0000

Did you really get invited to this bd party? Tell the truth, Sic.

By: BIN News Editorial Staff

BIN News Editorial Staff — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:44:57 +0000

Our Funding Editor has always had the “hots” for Knotts. But at her age she is often happy with a fat-lighter-knot. She loves her walks in the woods.

And she loves younger men. But, Jakie is way too young.

But she respects him. For example. She knows he has never had a “Strom problem.” Does anyone know a Midlands’ official with a Strom problem?