Happy Birthday, ‘Ol Knocky
FITS would like to extend best wishes to S.C. Senator Jake “Ol’ Knocky” Knotts (RINO – Lexington), who celebrated his 65th birthday this weekend with a blowout bash.
We were preparing for a family funeral and unable to attend, but believe it or not Sen. Knotts called our founding editor personally to extend an invitation to the festivities.
That’s right, people … and while the Senator’s invitation may have involved Sic Willie taking a nice, long concrete nap after the party was over, it’s the thought that counts, isn’t it?
Anyway, as much as we beat up on Sen. Knotts from time-to-time – and as much as we disagree with him ideologically – it’s hard not to like him.
So happy birthday, ‘Ol Knocky … we hope it was “a stone, cold groove.”
Comments
By BIN News Editorial Staff on December 13th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Our Funding Editor has always had the “hots” for Knotts. But at her age she is often happy with a fat-lighter-knot. She loves her walks in the woods.
And she loves younger men. But, Jakie is way too young.
But she respects him. For example. She knows he has never had a “Strom problem.” Does anyone know a Midlands’ official with a Strom problem?
By Todd on December 13th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Did you really get invited to this bd party? Tell the truth, Sic.
By Alec on December 14th, 2009 at 12:57 am
I hope there’s a cute picture of Jakie with cake all over his face. For some reason, I just feel like there is…..
By Depressed in SC on December 14th, 2009 at 7:27 am
This man is pathetic. Only the people of Rednexington County would elect a fool such as this.
By fitsnews on December 14th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Todd-
For realsies.
-FITS
By Todd on December 14th, 2009 at 7:46 am
It appears Jakie believes in the old adage of Keeping his friends close and his enemies closer. Can’t believe you didn’t go.
By RINO Buster on December 14th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Is he really 65 years old? He looks a lot older than that. Maybe Jakie is burning the candle on both ends and it’s catching up with him. He looks like a coronary waiting to happen.
By Ynot on December 14th, 2009 at 9:47 am
I like Jake. HB Senator
By WorkingTommyC on December 17th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I got an invitation from him over the phone, too, but all I heard at the time was a bunch of chewing noises, snorting, and some wet, sloppy sounds–like mud being wallowed in or slung–maybe both.
In fact, I had thought it was an obscene phone call until I made the connection while reading your article here.
I’m surprised you didn’t include the picture of Porky with a truffle up his nose.