There was a time (i.e. Mean Girls) when we would have literally stopped the world to melt with Lindsay Lohan.
Even now, as we gaze upon the emaciated, unsanitary-looking mess that our fave freckled one has lamentably become, we can still faintly see the outlines of what drew us to her in the first place.
Seriously, people … Lohan is like the prodigal popslut. We’re ready for her (and her prodigal hotness) to come back.
Anyway, the current iteration of Lohan will be appearing in the January edition of Muse magazine (not this one, we hope) in what is described as a raunchy, Kate Moss-style photo shoot.
Oh and look, there’s a video …
Love lift us up where we belong, people. Love lift us up where we belong …
Pics, Video: Muse
(click to enlarge … some images are mildly NSFW)
By PasserBy December 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm
FITS:
Once upon a time, yes. But now? Not on a bet. Not even with penicillin close at hand.
By Catherine December 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I guess they cut the feed right as they were about to shoot up. Tease. That video looks like the physical incarnation of my fantasy about having sex with my drug dealer in his trailer out in Dalzell, except with better bed linens. Way to keep it classy.
By OhNoNotAgain December 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Is there some betting pool on when she does an actual porno?
Cos I’ll take, “Actually has fatal OD before shooting begins.”
By James the Foot Soldier December 10, 2009 at 9:43 pm
The lighting dude can be heard in the background asking if anyone saw his skittle…
By boilman December 11, 2009 at 4:18 am
WoW Can’t believe she’s on cover of high elite magazine like Muse.
I love this photoshoot damn freaking hot Lindsay
almighty boobby Lohan is back with a vengence
By 2 cents December 14, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Could she look any drunker or coked up or whatever she is? Could the guy look any more bored? Sad.