One day, the world will tire of devouring the latest, lurid details surrounding the salacious “inter-vaginal masturbation” of golfer Tiger Woods, but that day is not today, friends.
Far from it, in fact, as the ongoing implosion of the world’s most (in)famous, highest-paid athlete shows no sign of letting up.
Fortunately, we’ve done our best to keep Woods-related news out of all the “other” categories in this evening’s Post.
Enjoy …
TIGER WOODS
HOW LOW WILL IT GO? – Sex tapes? Love children? Abortions? Oh dear … (Times Live – read)
NORDEGREN TO STICK IT OUT – Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, says she will stay with the golfer “for the children …” (New York Post – read)
VANISHING ACT – Tiger’s advertisers are sticking with him, but his ads are nowhere to be found on the tube these days … (KC Star – read)
HER BAD – At least one of the “Tigresses,” cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, was nice enough to apologize to Woods’ wife … (Telegraph UK – read)
NO MEDAL – California Rep. Joe Baca is withdrawing a bill that would have awarded Tiger a Congressional Gold Medal. (CBS – read)
"Tiger, dude ..."
AMERICA
OOPS – Check out ten economic stories that the mainstream media totally whiffed on … (Business & Media Institute – read)
NOBEL REACTION – Media reactions to President Barack Obama’s acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize … (BBC News – read)
"Can you believe it?"
DEAD MAN WALKING – Robert Reich says that John Maynard Keynes, the father of government economic interventionism, is back like cooked crack … (San Francisco Chronicle – read)
JUST AOL – It’s not AOL-Time Warner anymore … (Wall Street Journal – read)
GOOD STUFF
STICK ‘EM UP – Don’t make guns with Legos in Canada. In fact, you should probably just stay away from Canada if you know what’s good for you … (CBC News – read)
MEAT SLAPPER – A disabled man in Florida was beaten about the head by his girlfriend with an uncooked steak. Yummy … (Metro UK – read)
Charged with meat beating.
SOUTH CAROLINA
JENNY AND BAABWAAA – Yawn … seriously, if Jenny’s new book is as boring as this interview then that whole “trademark” thing might have been a wasted effort. (Palmetto Scoop – watch)
SANFORD SPEAKS – The governor thanked state lawmakers for giving him a “yard pass” on his many ethical indiscretions, adding that his wife has demonstrated “grace under fire” in handling the fallout from his affair. He also says his “goal and aim is to finish strong.” Just not with his wife, obviously … (Post and Courier -read)
RECONCILIATION? – Or maybe he does mean with his wife, after all … what’s this? (Associated Press – read)
Tag Team ... back again?
THIGPEN’S THOUGHTS – One of the state’s top political scientists (editor’s note: not a compliment) weighs in on Gov. Mark Sanford’s aborted impeachment, the 2010 race and former State Treasurer Grady Patterson … (SC Now – read)
PREFILED RETARDATION – Wes Wolfe looks at some of the “important” legislation that South Carolina’s knuckle-dragging lawmakers are sponsoring in advance of the upcoming legislation session. (Wolfe Reports – read)
SPORTS
BOWL RANKINGS – Which bowls are the most important? The least? ESPN college football analyst Mark Schlabach ranks all thirty-four bowl games from top to bottom … (ESPN – read)
GAMECOCKS, TIGERS FAVORED – Among the “bottom bowls,” South Carolina is currently a 4.5-point favorite to beat the Connecticut Huskies in the Papajohns.com Bowl. Clemson, meanwhile, is a 7.5-point favorite over Kentucky in the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl. (College Football Locks – read)
GREATEST FROSH EVER? – They say Kentucky freshman John Wall could be … (Sporting News – read)
Best ever?
STAR STUFF
NICE STEMS – Who is Cat Deeley? A babe with legs that go all the way down. Wowzas! (Only in High Heels – look)
VICTORIA’S LATEST SECRET - Check out new Victoria’s Secret model Kylie Bisutti … who as far as we know has not been humped by Tiger Woods. At least not yet … (The Superficial – look)
NICOLE IS TRAILING BADLY – Nicole Kidman is getting slaughtered by Penelope Cruz in a TMZ.com poll entitled “Which Tom Cruise Ex Would You Rather?! ‘ Wait .. rather what? What exactly is this poll asking? Because if it’s which Cruise ex we’d rather go antique shopping with, or play bingo with, then we’re gonna have to go with Nicole … (TMZ – vote)
VA VA VOOM - Tyler Durden can talk trash all he wants about actress Kristin Davis wearing form-fitting shorts “in a bright and colorful print similar to the ones so popular with the young people these days.” We’re still on board with you, Charlotte … (WWTDD – look)
Pic: Pacific Coast News
By shiya December 10, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Fits,
read that AP article. when asked if he had stopped keeping in touch with his “soulmate” he STILL refused to answer. That says it all. He is trying to cash in on all the Jenny goodwill, the scum.
By jean December 10, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Again, everyone believes whatever the media publishes – never researching the facts before believing it. Nobody asked Sanford if he had been in touch with his soul mate – instead the question was “Your wife said she isn’t your soul mate, do you agree with that?” And his answer was “I am not going back to June. We’ve already had those conversations.” Yet, AP put out totally for sensationalism purpose – shameful!
By jean December 10, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Watch the interview for yourself – beware Sanford was very earnest in the interview – you might even change your nastiness and start to like him.
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=81699&catid=2
By Ynot December 11, 2009 at 5:53 am
Sanfraud IS keeping in touch with his Maria, on a regular devastating basis. It’s gonna come out. He cannot stop it now. The train left the station
It’s easy to reconcile when you were never planning a divorce. It’s all smoke and mirrors folks. Watch and see.