We’ve always believed that the mythical “Pit of Sarlacc” was a perfect metaphor for what our federal, state and local governments have become.
Sure, some people prefer the “sinkhole” analogy, but we feel that such a comparison lacks sufficient depth and malevolence.
What government is doing to taxpayers across this county can only be described with terms like “insatiable appetite,” “grasping tentacles” and “sharp, pointy teeth” (that’s no ordinary hole in the ground, people).
We wrote about this nifty metaphor previously(on the very day the $787 billion “stimulus” was passed, in fact), but the analogy hit us again as President Barack Obama proposed another multi-billion dollar burst of federal spending to do what trillions of dollars worth of government interventionism have clearly failed to do – “stimulate” anything.
Saying that America must “spend our way out of this recession,” Obama’s new plan basically involves taking money that’s being repaid from the Bush bailout and spending it on state and local governments.
Obama failed to put a price tag on his proposals, but a figure of $150 billion was floated by Congressional Democrats – and that’s on top of the money that’s going to be spent on extending unemployment benefits and health insurance subsidies to all the people who weren’t helped by the first “stimulus.”
Obviously, these figures don’t include the gargantuan socialized medicine proposals currently lurching toward the President’s desk – which would add untold billions to our nation’s record $1.5 trillion deficit.
To put all of this in perspective, let’s look at the track record of all this unchecked interventionism under the administrations of both Obama and his predecessor, George W. Bush (RINO – Texas).
It’s pretty simple math, people.
Two years ago, when this recession started, America’s unemployment rate stood at 4.9%.
Today, with government having spent, lent or pledged nearly $13 trillion, America’s unemployment rate stands at 10%, with more than 7 million people out of work.
Of course according to the government, the recession is over, although we wouldn’t recommend telling that to the Sarlacc …
Amazingly, after offering all that hope and change (and middle class tax cuts), Obama’s solution to failed interventionist policy is evidently more of the same interventionist policy.
In other words, after dumping hundreds of billions of dollars into unsustainable state bureaucracies and watching that investment fail miserably to stimulate anything, Obama’s solution is more of the same.
That’s “change the Sarlacc can believe in …”









By FranzSolo December 9, 2009 at 12:47 pm
If you read the old comics, Boba Fett made it out. Sarlacc found him indigestible.
By Liberty For Me December 9, 2009 at 2:06 pm
You mean making us take bailout money did not save the economy…It just made us have more inflation?? Get out…who saw that coming??
By Pat Hendrix December 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Simple math, something obviously lost on the disciples of Mark Sanford.
“failed to do – “stimulate” anything.”
Well, not exactly a stimulus, but the Congressional Budget Office has calculated that it has created or saved between 600k and 1.6 million jobs as of September 2009. And most of the money has not even been spent, meaning 2010 will be the year when most money hits the streets. So yes, no effect, except perhaps a million and half jobs.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125964003843970851.html
“which would add untold billions to our nation’s record $1.5 trillion deficit.”
Here again, either a lie or just too dumb to google. The CBO estimates that it would REDUCE the deficit by 127 bullion as presently configured. http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/11/18/health.care/
And liberty for numbskulls, we are not exactly going to have a problem with inflation with so much idle capacity. Again, simple math.
Seriously people, there are lots of things to complain about with this administration, healthcare reform, that turd Harry Reid, etc. that are legit. Hell, I think the Democrats deserve and will receive an epic ass beating in 2010. Why resort to out and out bullshit.
Ah fuck it, ACORN, FACISM, TAX CUTS!!!!
By Liberty for me December 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm
“Well, not exactly a stimulus, but the Congressional Budget Office has calculated that it has created or saved between 600k and 1.6 million jobs as of September 2009. And most of the money has not even been spent, meaning 2010 will be the year when most money hits the streets. So yes, no effect, except perhaps a million and half jobs”…..I dont even have to say anything…LOL..HAHAHAHA TOO much
By Pat Hendrix December 10, 2009 at 9:32 am
Hey liberty,
That’s the CBO, not worlddailnet, numbnut. Facts. Try them.
By Liberty for me December 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Pat Hendrix..You are a tool.The only person who believes this crazy shit.
I can accept a socialist argument,but a moronic one is just a waste of time…Go ahead,say I am a nutjob or whatever your pet phrase of the week is.How about treasury bonds are at 0000.000 yielding in the negative.Can you comprehend that ?Or do you need the CBO to send it to you?