According to Deadspin.com, golfer Tiger Woods’ latest alleged mistress (the eleventh, if you’re counting, and second porn star) is Joslyn James, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels.
Siwik? What is that, Norwegian?
Anyway, according to Deadspin’s story, Siwik-Daniels loved to talk to her friends about “all the freaky sh*t Tiger dug in bed.” She also said that Tiger brought cash with him to their meetings (gotta love Vegas, baby).
Frankly, we can’t find anything attractive about this woman. At least not anything that wasn’t put there by a plastic surgeon with an aversion to understatement.
Also, does anybody else find it the least bit ironic that Siwik-Daniels has a tattoo of a bear on her lower back? Is that the ultimate Jack Nicklaus’ revenge or what!
You stay classy, Tiger …
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Pics: Naughty America
By Mab December 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Those are NOT real and you know it!
By Mab December 8, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Oh wait!
I found out that you already discerned that after reading the article…
Reading is cool.
:o
By Todd December 8, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Mab, that’s funny…… I am the only guy in this great land of US of A that feels sorry for Tiger. It was just sex…. it didn’t have anything to do with his marriage!
By Mike at the beach December 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I think that’s a lion…can’t tell.
By Calhoun Fawls December 9, 2009 at 8:46 am
It that a silicone hazard?
By follydude December 9, 2009 at 9:49 am
just goes to prove that if you’ve got a lot of money, you don’t have good taste.
Tiger’s dirty-dozen look like skanks.
By rick December 9, 2009 at 10:53 am
Maybe that was the attraction, someone to get his freak on with that wasn’t looking at him across Wheaties in the morning. Maybe his wife wasn’t into what he was into.
By Crooner December 9, 2009 at 11:37 am
Maybe you don’t WANT your wife (and the mother of your children) to be into what you’re into. At least that’s what you think when you’re young and dumb.
By hum April 17, 2011 at 8:53 pm
awsome pics