We Are Powerless To Resist

After venting our spleen(s) the other day on the ridiculous nontroversy that is “Crashergate,” we were finally ready to let alleged White House state dinner crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi fade into whatever it is they call the lifetime of obscurity that follows one’s fifteen seconds of fame.

Seriously, people … why is anybody still paying attention to these nappy-hearted attention ‘hos?

Were they invited to the dinner?

Were they not invited to the dinner?

Pardon our french, but who the f*ck cares.

At the precise moment of our mental release, though, former S.C. and current D.C. celebreporter Angie Goff (click here for more) had to go and snare herself an exclusive interview with the Salahis – one which prompted our founding editor to immediately invoke the “Angie Goff rule.”

Basically, it works like this – anytime Sic Willie stumbles upon (or is forwarded) anything related to Angie Goff, it goes up on our website. “Boom, like that” as Mark Knopfler would say.

Then there are moments (well, one moment anyway) where his Goff obsession randomly collides with his equally intense Jane Seymour obsession.

Yeah, we didn’t see him for the rest of that whole day, people.

Anyway, here’s Goff’s big interview talking about, well, her big interview …