We’d Hate To See A “10″
The fact that America is still talking about the “White House Crashers” who allegedly gained unauthorized access into President Barack Obama’s first-ever state dinner last month is ridiculous.
Seriously, people … the economy is in the tank, a socialized medicine proposal is lurching toward passage and we’re getting ready to send 30,000 additional troops to Afghanistan.
Should Michaele and Tareq Salahi really be dominating Google?
Crazier still, though?
The wrath of “The One” over the incident.
Asked on FOX News how upset Obama was “on a scale of one to ten,” his spokesman Robert Gibbs answered “probably a seven or eight.”
First of all, the fact that FOX News is asking “on a scale of one to ten” questions is pretty pathetic. He may be a socialist, but this is the White House Press Secretary. Try and ask him questions that don’t make the interview sound like a couple of high school girls rating their first lesbian kiss.
Second of all, “a seven or an eight???” Is this guy effing serious???
Because if that’s true, we would hate to see what constitutes a “nine or a ten” on Obama’s Mad-O-Meter.
Dessert fork in the wrong place? Somebody forgot to give “Bo” the First Dog his flea dip?
Let’s try and put this ridiculousness back into some sort of perspective, shall we?
There was a guest list discrepancy at a State Dinner and two people were granted access who probably shouldn’t have been. They still had to go through security, however, by all accounts they conducted themselves appropriately once they were allowed (key word, hence the italics) inside. In other words no one was even mildly inconvenienced by their presence, let alone annoyed, harassed, hurt or killed.
Of course Obama isn’t the only one excessively wringing his hands over the nontroversy.
The Salahis are pitching fits, too.
“Unfortunately, we’ve been mischaracterized,” Tareq Salahi said on The Today Show Tuesday morning. “Our lives have really been destroyed.”
Wait … excuse us? Your “lives have been destroyed?”
Good Lord, dude.
Salahi’s bimbette wife echoed her perspectiveless husband’s comments.
“Everything we’ve worked for … for me – 44 years – destroyed,” the told The Today Show.
Please. Did somebody bomb your village? Shoot your family members in the face? Tie you up and make you watch vomit porn?
Of course not … so how about ease up on the whole “our lives have been destroyed” nonsense, mmmm-k?
Michaeale – who has lied in the past about being a Washington Redskins cheerleader and Victoria’s Secret model – is auditioning for a spot on Real Housewives, which means she’s a self-absorbed attention whore and glutton for whatever “punishment” society sees fit to throw her way.
And far from being “destroyed,” the Salahis names currently rank fifth (hers) and eight (his) among the most-searched items on Google.
If anybody screwed up here, it’s the White House – a failing that we as a website (and a society) are now exacerbating by giving these two wanna-be’s additional ink.
Enuff …
UPDATE I: Get this … a U.S. House panel is going to hold hearings into how these idiots got into the White House. No … really.
UPDATE II: Here’s an interesting poll from Predicto about what’s going to happen to these morons. Lamentably, shooting them wasn’t one of the choices.
Comments
By Nyet on December 1st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
The least this bimbo could have done was to make herself useful while she was there. I can think of a couple of ways. But those couple of ways would get the SS swooping down on me again for threatening the life of the “president.” See — that’s the whole problem with the SS. They are more concerned about bored housewives’ happy-fingers wishfully thinking on their little kitchen desk computer (AKA recipe machine) for a new leader of the free world, than they are about people actually PHYSICALLY engaging this putz, Barack Hussein Long-legged Mack Daddy Obama.
By Ynot on December 1st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
it’s purely distraction
By Mohanna on December 1st, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Mr. Sic Willie, you are right. The real problems facing American are so Huge, we have to focus our attention on something we can wrap our minds around (Party Crashers Suck And Should Be Punished).
By Todd on December 1st, 2009 at 9:18 pm
You are right on the money with this one, Sic Willie.
By No Way! on December 2nd, 2009 at 7:14 am
Right on the money! The idea that this pitiful president is worried about this is truly a reflection of how out of scope his views are on current events. Took him months to give our troops the needed assistance. If it takes that long, let him put on the uniform and deploy to Afghanistan. When he makes up his mind, he can come home. I bet it would not take him so long in that case!
By follydude on December 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 am
like, i don’t get why they have a steak dinner for the president of India.
aren’t all of those hindus vegetarians?
By sid on December 2nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
That’s “State Dinner,” not “Steak Dinner.” No beef was on the menu, as far as I know. It was, from what I gather, a fairly vegetarian menu, although I believe prawns were offered. Go to most Indian restaurants in America and you will find plenty of meats and seafood offered, with the exception of the sacred cow. Granted, most Indian restaurants here, like Chinese and other ethnic restaurants, have been “Americanized,” but they do eat meat and seafood in India. Perhaps even some beef, for those who are not as strict believers in avoiding cow for religious purposes.