Report: Woods’ Enraged Wife Caused Injuries, Crash
It took less than twenty-four hours for the curious circumstances surrounding golfer Tiger Woods’ bizarre auto accident in Florida to take a sadly predictable turn.
Let’s recap, shall we?
First, there was a middle-of-the-night, single-car crash just outside of Woods’ driveway – a crash that occurred with Woods driving alone at low speeds, with alcohol reportedly not a factor.
Hmmm. Next, a local sheriff volunteered to reporters that Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren assisted her husband by smashing in the back of the SUV with a golf club.
Of course before we bestow upon Elin her very own Wonder Woman belt, we’re omitting one key bit of info … the fact that the incident took place just as Woods’ rumored affair with this woman became tabloid fodder.
As our favorite investigative journalist Irwin M. Fletcher once said, it “doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes” to figure out what really went down.
“Larry Holmes could have put that together …”
From the gossip site TMZ.com …
We’re told … (Nordegren) had confronted (Woods) about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Wow! Somebody get that girl an LPGA card!
Well … except for the fact she likes men.
Anyway, if true, this development is a very a sad situation for the Woods’ family, which seemed so happy earlier this year.
Now it looks like they’re headed for an extended stay in tabloid hell.
For his part, Woods will make formal statements regarding the crash – which is still under investigation – to the Florida Highway Patrol on Saturday afternoon.
Developing …
UPDATE – Neither Woods nor his wife talked to the FHP Saturday, it turns out. The cops were told to come back Sunday.
Comments
By Liberty For Me on November 28th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Well…that makes a lot more sense.I knew that the first explanation wasn’t going to hold water
By kookyone on November 28th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Where Da White Woman at?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
By kookyone on November 28th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
http://news.everest.edu/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gremlin.jpg
By Client 9 on November 28th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
The blond cut a divot in his forehead, let’s keep our fingers crossed for an obvious scar to make fun of forever.
By Lolo on November 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
A brother with almost a billion dollars and he is going to stay with just one white bitch, please she wooped his ass with that golf club, probably not the first time he did it he just got sloppy. I smell D.I.V.O.R.C.E. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
By SnakeMD on November 28th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
So, Tiger has a soul mate. Gov Sanford should get down there quick as a consultant. That back window was broke as Tiger was backing out of the garage. She probably then jumped in and proceeded to short stroke him from the back seat. As he tried to get out, she nailed him again taking him down for the count. Will Tiger press charges for assault? Probably not.
By Todd on November 28th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Anybody have a picture of Rachel? The alleged other woman who denied this afternoon she is having an affair with Ole Tiger. The New York cocktail waitress had probably saved up all her tips for a couple of years to have just made that trip to Australian Open last week.
By James the Foot Soldier on November 28th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I’m so sorry sir – it’s my fault – I should have noticed the grips on her clubs were worn – they slipped out of her hands as she was taking practice swings – really, it’s all my fault.
By Fashizzle on November 28th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
It is not illegal to cheat on your spouse. It is illegal to commit assault and battery if you find out about said cheating.
Arrest the bitch. If this were reversed and he had scratched her face he would already be in jail. Where are the statements from Gloria Steinem and the womens’ groups? It’s domestic violence…unless, you know, you didn’t really mean it when you ladies said you wanted to be treated the same as men.
By right of atilla on November 28th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Any odds posted in Vegas’ as to whether or not Tiger is healed up enough to attend his own tournament next week in LA?
By Soft Sigh From Hell on November 28th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
The first thing to come to mind: “What a wimp that Jenny Sanford is.” Then I realize, no, Jenny was taking a club to Markie’s noggin for months afterwrds. Heck, even before, what with her, “I have no idea where he is” that helped precipitate his downfall.
To each her own style.
By UpstateChris on November 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am
To quote my favorite pilot, Walsh:
“Do we care? Are we caring about this?”
By PasserBy on November 29th, 2009 at 11:35 am
FITS:
Saw somewhere else about this story that Tiger’s agent was the one who called the cops and told them to ‘back off’ from talking to him the next day. Gotta love those agents!
Say, when’s the next time Tiger’s coming to his golf course in SC? Let me know, so I can stay off the roads that day.
By Old Bike Dude on November 30th, 2009 at 7:55 am
Steve Phillips could take a lesson from Tiger on how to cull a mistress.
By Elmer on November 30th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Why would a rich celebrity like Tiger even considering marrying a woman? I mean the lease and rent to play plans are so much more economical.
By Crooner on November 30th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Simply proves the old adage: show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you some guy that’s tired of f***ing her.
By SnakeMD on November 30th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Was is the coincidence that Mrs Woods just happened to pick up a golf club and run down the street too “rescue” Tiger by breaking out his “back” window. Why would you not break a side window and reach in that way? Perhaps the back window was the last thing she swung at when Tiger departed his garage. The National Enquirer “broke ” the story on Tiger’s mistress and his wife read it while checking out at Publix. (don’t laugh, The Enquirer broke the John Edwards, baby story and the Lady Di, Dotti affair.) And to Upstate Chris: Why do we care? Somebody must, because it is on every channel on the planet. Tiger is like the Billy Graham of sports. He appeared to be as pure as the driven snow.
By Uncle Walter on November 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
When police questioned Elin about the number time she struck Tiger’s car with a golf club, she reportedly said, “I’m not really sure. Put me down for a 5.”
By James the Foot Soldier on November 30th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Kobe, yo bro, this is Tiger, waz up? Can you hook me up with your bling bling dude?
By H on December 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Someone on here said that it is not illegal to cheat on your spouse. Actually, that is an incorrect statement . It is stil illegal to cheat. It’s called adultery. It is true, however, that no one these days actually gets prosecuted or goes to jail for it or gets stoned as in the past. However it is still illegal. Of course assault is equally illegal and much more commonly prosecuted than adultery. The fact that he’s a golfer and she beat the crap out of him with a golf club is wrong…but funny as hell.