Is This Like A Tie In Football?
It’s been a November to remember for former Miss California Carrie Prejean, the gorgeous, God-fearing beauty queen who doubles as a self-spelunker.
First there were the revelations regarding her multiple sex tapes (all self-spelunkular, it turns out). Then came Miss USA/ Miss Universe pageant owner Donald Trump’s rather interesting career advice to Prejean (”do porn”). Then, last week, Prejean gave an interview with a religious magazine in which she made clear that there was no Scriptural prohibition against getting breast implants (editor’s note: Yippppeeeeeee!!!!!) …
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian,” Prejean told Christianity Today last week. “I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.”
Well glory, glory Hallelujah!
So … what could possibly top such a banner month of tabloid-osity?
How about Prejean’s brother stepping forward and admitting that he would … get this… watch his sister’s solo masturbatory sex tape.
“If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it,” Prejean’s brother Billy Arnone said in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com.
(gag)
Well how West Virginia of him.
As for Prejean herself (mmmmm), we maintain that her diabolical “good girl-bad girl” ruse is actually a turn-on.
After all, like Jesus-approved implants, insincere sanctimoniousness is incredibly sexy in our book.
Comments
By Liberty For Me on November 24th, 2009 at 8:37 am
…I think breast implants are an abomination…not to God,but to the natural beauty of women.If guys could do this, we would all be walking around pushing wheelbarrows to move our junk.Then nobody is special
By Mike Traynor on November 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
This girl is hotter than Georgia asphalt in July; she is hotter than an acre of garlic; she is hotter than the core of the sun.
I’d hit it.
By RP on November 24th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
God mad silicone didn’t he/she/it ? Or did Carrue get the saline filled ones ? I’m pretty sure God made salt and water if she did. So I think she’s ok. Ticket straight to heaven for her. I wonder if St. Peter checks those things before letting them in.
So much to ponder.
By Tom on November 25th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I just hope she is enjoying her 15 minutes of fame because this time next year we will all be saying “Carrue who?”