(Help) Milking A Story
For someone who prides himself on having zero integrity or credibility, our founding editor has nonetheless managed to amass quite a bit of both over the past few years.
Alright, alright … Sic Willie obviously has no integrity … who are we kidding!
But it’s hard to argue that FITS News hasn’t become a credible news outlet, even as Sic rakes in the big sweet dollars from undisclosed special interests while at the same time disingenuously proclaiming his hatred for the accumulation of such mainstream “respects.”
Errr … wait … no, actually. None of that. Did we just write that?!?!? Mistake! We meant something else!
Anyway, as FITS has shown on multiple occasions, Sic is also the master of “milking a story,” as he is obviously doing with the whole “Lindsey Graham is a tool of the radical left” series.
And yes, here’s the obligatory invitation for you to click here, here, here and here if you want to read the meticulously-documented stories that expose the whole scam.
Sometimes, though, it’s not us that’s milking the story … it’s the hit dogs who “holler back” at us.
For example, here’s an email we received earlier today from one of the leaders of Lindsey Graham’s Shining Path …
In one of your recent posts about Lindsey Graham you incorrectly assert that Republicans for Environmental Protection gets funding from the Tides Foundation. REP has not recieved a dime from Tides. REP is organized under section 501c4 of the tax code and I do not think it would even qualify for such support.
REP has no connection whatsoever to liberal whacko George Soros, and implying that we do is dishonest. You also imply that REP is not really the group defending Senator Graham. We are. So please get your facts straight. If you are really interested in honest reporting, I am happy to answer any questions that come up regarding REP.
Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.
David Jenkins
Vice President for Government and Political Affairs
Republicans for Environmental Protection
First, excuse us while we bend over and contemplate the half-hour (and several hundred dollars) that our lawyers are going to bill us for as they contemplate this nonsensical missive …
(moon river …)
… ahhh, that’s better. Thank you.
Now, on to the substance of this merit-less complaint (which $640 later we were advised to simply ignore, btw).
First of all, as FITS readers are very well aware, “Republicans for Environmental Protection” was not the group originally listed as the entity behind these ads. It was supposed to be paid for by the left-leaning “Truman National Security Project,” although our investigation into the whole she-bang (bad pun, sorry) forced Graham’s left-wing defenders to switch the sponsor of the buy at the last minute (see the evidence of that here).
It’s funny to see such a passionate response from a guy whose organization was literally thrown onto the ad buy at the very last minute – after we exposed the first assemblage of tree huggers.
Anyway, let’s look at the various bones of contention from Mr. Jenkins’ nastygram (because we’re milking, remember?) …
“You incorrectly assert that Republicans for Environmental Protection gets funding from the Tides Foundation,” Jenkins writes.
Well, no. No we didn’t. We asserted what we could prove, which was that Republicans for Environmental Protection “is connected to a donor fund managed by the San Francisco-based Tides Foundation, one of the many George Soros-funded non-profits that provides provides ‘fiscal sponsorship for progressive groups.’”
Indeed, during the 2008 cycle, $20,000 of the $25,000 received by the Republicans for Environmental Protection PAC came from John A. Harris IV and Lawrie Harris. The Harris’s are big time donors to environmental 527 committees. In the 2006 election cycle, for example, they contributed over $1 million to environmental groups. In one of those donor disclosures, Harris lists a group called the Changing Horizons Fund as his employer.
Guess who manages that fund? George Soros’ Tides Foundation.
Jenkins goes on to allege that our story implied that “REP is not really the group defending Senator Graham. We are.”
Um, really?
Actually, we stated directly in our story that Republicans for Environmental Protection was “the group that is now responsible for the pro-Graham ads.” And obviously, the “now” reference refers to the fact that they weren’t always the group responsible for the ads, which is once against a fact that we not only caused, but meticulously documented as well.
Seriously, dude. If you’re gonna come into our kitchen, accuse us of “inaccurate” reporting, and tell us to “get (our) facts straight,” you better come with more than this.
This is our kitchen, and we refuse to be blamed for the fact that you and the rest of your fellow Lindsey lovers left such an easy trail of bread crumbs for us to follow …
Of course if you’re looking for a place to print this weak ass sh*t, we recommend taking it over to Graham campaign headquarters. They’ll no doubt print it verbatim and unchallenged.
Of course, bear in mind that in so doing you’ll only be helping us to further milk the story …








Comments
By Jonny D on November 20th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Well, I’m still a little pissed about the whole Clemson cunt censorship fiasco. Nevertheless, I will answer the call and suck milk out of those titties, and then dirty sanchez that upper lip, a color change would be a nice improvement, not to mention the delightful aroma. And since my nose is already brown, let me just state what can now only be described as an undisputable fact: Fits is the Palmetto State’s most innovative and influential “new media” source. Say my name, say my name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWNIBHTi88
By FITSNews on November 20th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
um,thanks?
By Jonny D on November 20th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
yeah, you’re welcome, and what’s up anyway, you know the routing number, but the payment has yet to hit my account…
By 2 cents on November 20th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
False freedom=freedom to do anything, say anything you please
True freedom=freedom to do and say what one knows to be right (requires the use of that thing called a conscience)
FITS, you might be surprised how seriously this site would be taken if you cleaned up some of the unnecessary dirt on it.
Why would anyone argue for the right to say a four-letter such as the one above? It’s just stupid, completely voids any respect one might have from decent people, and there are far more worthy things to argue for.
I sincerely doubt our Constitution was set up for the freedom to be able to spew filth in the form of such words as above. While catchy titles and seedy photots of women may indeed generate a lot of hits, a person eventually gets tired of it and it becomes a been there, seen that sort of thing. It may very well be what seperates a blog from a legitimate news source.
By Jonny D on November 20th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
2 cents you can’t be for real. The Constitution was set up for the expressed and explicit purpose, among other things, for you and I to have the freedom to “say a four-letter such as the one above”. And if the day should ever come that we lose that freedom, the experiment will be over.
By 2 cents on November 20th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I disagree entirely. Unless someone is saying something meaningful, or at the very least not spewing filth, no one really cares.
The “experiment” will certainly not fail because of a four-letter word. When we can no longer question our government openly, or express ideas openly, then there’s danger. Some fool wanting to use the word above does not qualify. Go ahead. It’ll either get ignored or, in some cases, get you slapped.
Either way, doesn’t matter. Non-issue. I could care less about the word. The fact that such an ado was made over it and its usage or proposing the U.S. will be no more if the word can’t be said is ridiculous.
I’ve gotta ask though, is this about something bigger? Or are you just a yuck mouth?
By Huhhh??? on November 21st, 2009 at 9:46 am
One day fits’ little girl may be very ashamed and/or embarrassed when her friends tell her about what’s on her dad’s website.
Or, she may end up thinking that the only way she can get her dad’s attention is to send half naked photos of herself all over the web.
fits ain’t Hef and the SC Midlands ain’t Chicago or LA.
By Sic Willie on November 21st, 2009 at 10:23 am
Huhhh,
I hope my little girl grows up to be whatever she wants to be.
And if you don’t like what you read here, all it takes is a click …
-Will
By Designated Driver on November 21st, 2009 at 8:09 pm
2 cents, that’s not what your mother told me last night.