Sic Willie: In The Pocket Of “Medium-sized” Oil

Ever since FITS started exposing all the left wing environmentalist money that’s been spent on U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham and his controversial energy tax policy (see here, here and here), supporters of the RINO Senator have been doing everything they can to “turn the tables” on our founding editor.

Lately, Graham backers have accused Sic Willie (this handsome devil) of being on the receiving end of some hefty cash payments from “Big Oil.”

Who are they referring to when they say “Big Oil,” specifically?

They don’t say (”they” never do), but the conventional wisdom is that some individual or entity with ties to “Big Oil” has been greasing Sic’s pockets in exchange for the hit pieces on Graham.

Today, after several weeks of silence on the subject, Sic finally addressed the rumors.

“I’m not really in the pocket of ‘Big Oil’ so much as ‘Medium-sized Oil,’” he said.  “Of course with so many diverse interests now bribing me in exchange for my influence, it’s getting a lot harder to keep track.”

Wait … what?  What kind of comment is that?

Sic also revealed that his unrequited love for the petroleum industry dates back to the first time he saw lobbyist Kay Clamp stride into the S.C. State House in a pair of 5.5 inch Manolo slingbacks.

“Click-click, click-click,” he recalled.  “It was if her footsteps and my heartbeat had been synchronized by fate.”

Wax on, Sic.  Wax on.

In an unrelated note, less than a week after giving his most recent speech (to a group of communications students at the University of South Carolina), Sic was also accused of “taking 4-5000 bribes from political parties to bash other political people.”

Damn … that’s a lot of bribes!

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