The Canadians Are Coming (For Sic)

By fitsnews • on November 16, 2009
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Our founding editor is once again in hot water – this time with the Canadian government.

After posting a humorous (we thought) article last week about Canada fighting terrorism by using nude girls on its currency (the article was a spoof, people), we received the following Nastygram from La Banque du Canada in our inbox …

Attention (FITSNews), Editors

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/11/09/canada-is-redeeming-itself-today/

I am writing to you in response to the posting of altered bank note images, that are featured on your web site. As the Bank of Canada is the sole copyright owner of Canadian bank note images, we must inform you that the changes that have been made to the notes do not meet our guidelines, and are seen in a very bad light. Therefore, we are asking you to remove them from your web site.

Should you have any queries, please view our reproduction policy at : http://www.bank-banque-canada.ca/en/banknotes/legislation/repro.html

Many thanks

Marie Terrien
Senior Analyst
Compliance
Bank of Canada
(613) 782-7779

Formally, we’ve forwarded La Banque’s Nastygram to our legal department, which will issue a response on our behalf.

Informally, Sic Willie left Madame Terrien a voicemail en francais … which is always dangerous because Sic can’t actually speak French, meaning when his juvenile “vous faire sait qui je suis?!?!?” response could very easily provoke an international incident.

Oh wait … never mind … it’s Canada.

Anyway, sources tell FITS that the Canadian government was alerted to our post by a staff member of former Canadian ambassador David Wilkins, who is said to be tight with someone who may or may not still be hiding out in Canada right now.

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Comments

By Liberty For Me on November 16th, 2009 at 10:21 am

Looks like the Canadians waste as much energy and Tax dollars on stupid shit as the U.S……well maybe not that much.They probably dont build bridges to nowhere

By Red Bank Bar on November 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am

Little wee-wee Billy Folks probably had to change his underwear.

By fitsnews on November 16th, 2009 at 10:32 am

RBB-

We did! Because we’re so scared of Canada!

-FITS

By Jonny D on November 16th, 2009 at 10:46 am

Over my dead body will the OC or SNL ever get any props; it took a “JD” (and Broward County homeboy) to really do justice to Imogen Heap’s catchy lyric. And ironically, it’s a great “anti-theme song” for that other Broward County homeboy (definately NOT going to hear him serenade the Ice Princess with this one). Anyway, big ups to JD on the smash #1 hit (all you autotune Haters can lick my hairy asshole), big ups to the #1 Luv Guv, and big ups to Fits for just being #1, SC’s most innovative and influential “new media” source,

O Canada, Mmmm whatcha say…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q

By Ynot on November 16th, 2009 at 10:52 am

Wilkins connection ey?

By Mike Reino on November 16th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Well, ‘Fuck e Vous’ Madame Terrien!! The French notoriously have no sense of humor. Maybe they’ll take your advice and put Elisha Cuthbert or Avril Lavigne on the currency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF43P-FJrFo

By Todd on November 16th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Is Robin Williams video singing Blame it on Canada! on youtube.com? I can’t find my CD and for some reason thought I needed to play it after reading this silly post.

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