NOT Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend

Google “Tim Tebow’s girlfriend” and there’s a better than average chance you’ll come up with a picture of British glamor model Lucy Pinder … who is actually not the Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback’s girlfriend, but bears a mild (if you’re being rude to Pinder) resemblance to some girl that Tebow was photographed with a few years ago.

Specifically, this girl …

Yeah … the fabric color is the same, people, that’s about it.

Tebow, who professes to be a devout Christian (and a virgin who is saving himself for marriage), couldn’t possibly be “dating” this woman, because let’s face it – any straight man who was trying to “save himself for marriage” wouldn’t stand a chance with Pinder.

Hell, we could see entire monasteries dropping their vows like bad habits … again, assuming there’s any straightness to be found among Catholic clergy (Alberto Cutie notwithstanding).

Anyway, Tebow’s top-ranked Florida Gators head to Williams-Brice stadium in Columbia, S.C. as sixteen point favorites over the hapless South Carolina Gamecocks this Saturday, and since there’s not expected to be much for long-suffering USC fans to enjoy, we figured we’d present them with Lucy Pinder … who is NOT Tim Tebow’s girlfriend.

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