Google “Tim Tebow’s girlfriend” and there’s a better than average chance you’ll come up with a picture of British glamor model Lucy Pinder … who is actually not the Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback’s girlfriend, but bears a mild (if you’re being rude to Pinder) resemblance to some girl that Tebow was photographed with a few years ago.
Specifically, this girl …
Yeah … the fabric color is the same, people, that’s about it.
Tebow, who professes to be a devout Christian (and a virgin who is saving himself for marriage), couldn’t possibly be “dating” this woman, because let’s face it – any straight man who was trying to “save himself for marriage” wouldn’t stand a chance with Pinder.
Hell, we could see entire monasteries dropping their vows like bad habits … again, assuming there’s any straightness to be found among Catholic clergy (Alberto Cutie notwithstanding).
Anyway, Tebow’s top-ranked Florida Gators head to Williams-Brice stadium in Columbia, S.C. as sixteen point favorites over the hapless South Carolina Gamecocks this Saturday, and since there’s not expected to be much for long-suffering USC fans to enjoy, we figured we’d present them with Lucy Pinder … who is NOT Tim Tebow’s girlfriend.
(click on each thumbnail for a larger image …)
By sclawboy November 13, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Thought this was a family blog…
By Jonny D November 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm
This ain’t a blog, homboyie, it’s SC’s most innovative and influential “new media” source!
By Mike November 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Booooooiiiiiiinnnnnnnggg!!!!
By 2 cents November 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Do any of you guys have a daughter or sisters? Would you want to see her anywhere, in poses like this? Then again, there are sickos out there who pimp out their own kids. Just a thought.
Conservative values for a conservative blog, huh?
By countryboy November 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Sounds like some of those posting would prefer photo’s of hot boys…Country boy likes what he sees above.
By PasserBy November 14, 2009 at 10:30 pm
FITS:
Wouldn’t boot either of the gals out of bed for eating crackers in bed…
By HAN November 16, 2009 at 3:04 am
TIM IS GAY… HE CARRY’S WOOD EVERY DAY IN THE TEAM SHOWER. tIM IS IN LOVE WITH EYE POKE SPIKES.
By southern gator gal :) November 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Tim Tebow is perfectly straight. Just because he isn’t a pig like the rest of the guys in world doesn’t mean he is gay. That means he is a gentlemen with repsect for women. Obviously you don’t have that respect and probably can’t even get laid yourself because you have NO respect for women. Girls pose and dress like that because this makes them feel better about themselves. She looks skanky and disgusting. Conservative all the way :) Im with 2 Cents :)
By Gregory May 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm
I thought she was too hot for the precher man.
By baylor December 14, 2011 at 1:12 am
hey Greg its preacher! not precher ….if you are going to insult the guy at least learn how to spell dumbass!
By Loreta Bordges September 12, 2011 at 1:01 am
LOL, I have to say the on the internet dating or electronic dating has come a long way since the days of simple chat rooms. More and far more individuals are turning to on-line dating internet sites to screen prospective dates.
By camoocha January 5, 2012 at 6:05 am
I think all u guys shoud shut up! I eat u for breakfast. WITH NO MILK. tits… Jews…. = yum
By GO CUSE January 9, 2012 at 9:50 am
WHEN HE DOES GET LAID IT WILL BE 2-MINUTE DRILL TIM. WHAT A TWO MINUTES IT WILL BE THOUGH !