The much-ballyhooed “Gossip Girl threesome” finally took place Monday night, and to our founding editor’s surprise (and relief) the “ratio was correct.”
Accordingly, we are hereby reversing our original objection to this “controversial” program – which was based on the widely-held belief that the show’s menage a trois was going to feature (gasp) two dudes, and thus find itself in violation of his “one penis per scene/ fantasy/ room” rule.
Since we’ve never watched Gossip Girl, we have no idea who any of the characters in the threesome were, except that two of them are girls one of them is Hilary Duff. Also, the CW network didn’t show anything but kissing and a remarkably unrealistic post-coital shot of the three lovers laying neatly, in parallel lines next to each other in bed – a shot obviously directed by someone who’s never been in a threesome.
That … as they say … was it.
“It was built up too much,” the folks at Gossip Girl Insider wrote. “If the show hadn’t mentioned the scene at all, perhaps it would have been shocking and exciting. Instead, it felt lame and forced.”
Anyway, the clip of the nontroversial threesome is on YouTube in case you’re interested.
AEROSMITH UPDATE
Remember that sad, dark day when you found out that legendary rock band Aerosmith was no more? We remember it like it was yesterday.
Wait … it was yesterday. Well guess what, rock-n-roll fans … Aerosmith is “more” again.
From People:
Tyler and Perry made a surprise appearance onstage at the Fillmore in New York Tuesday night and announced that Tyler was back in the saddle. “I just want New York to know I’m not leaving Aerosmith,” Tyler, 61, told the cheering crowd. The band then gave an rousing performance of “Walk this Way.”
Awwww …
By BIN News November 13, 2009 at 12:18 am
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