Sic Gets Served!

It doesn’t happen very often, but Sic Willie got flat out served late Monday afternoon.

Alright, alright … the truth is our founding editor (this handsome devil) gets served all the time, he just rarely admits it.

So what happened to humble him, exactly?

Well, for those of you who haven’t heard it yet, Sic’s new voice mail message doesn’t actually feature his voice.  It’s one of those pretentious “I’ve arrived” voice mail messages that’s obviously been recorded by someone else … in this case someone who works for him … someone who (we’re not gonna lie) is a lot better looking than he is.

Not surprisingly, though, one of Sic’s friends from back in “the day” scoffed upon discovering that our favorite bad boy had deemed himself worthy of such telephonic snobbery.

From an actual voice mail we received Monday afternoon …

Dude.  You are such a f*cking joker.  You in no way, shape or form constitute a level of importance great enough to have someone else do your outgoing voice message.

Oh my God, I am so disappointed in you.

Damn … anybody hear something sizzlin’?

UPDATE: Yes, those are the lovely lips of Ms. Jolie above …

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