Jenny Sanford Is Moving On(line)
In what we can only assume will serve as a nice promotional vehicle for her forthcoming autobiography, S.C. First Lady Jenny Sanford has launched a new website.
What’s it called?
JennySanford.com, people.
Creative, right?
The website is noteworthy for its de-emphasis on S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford, the First Lady’s philandering husband, and the direct way in which it address their current relationship status.
“Mrs. Sanford is enjoying spending more time in her most important role as mother of her four sons Marshall, Landon, Bolton and Blake and is separated from her husband,” the biography on the website’s homepage reads.
The site also includes a page with Mrs. Sanford’s public statements on her husband’s infidelity.
The domain name for the website is registered to a Denise Medved of Annandale, Virginia – who is apparently the First Lady’s sister. The site was registered on July 1, 2009 – one week after the governor admitted having an extramarital affair with his Latin lover, Maria Belen Chapur.
Mrs. Sanford has been widely praised for her handling of her husband’s affair – including her refusal to stand by Sanford at his tearful confessional and moving her family out of the Governor’s Mansion after attempts at reconciling their marriage did not take.
As FITS noted last week, Mrs. Sanford has shed her wedding ring and is telling people privately that her marriage is over.
Comments
By Harry on November 7th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I don’t have any axes to grind here, either way. But this strikes me as odd, and unseemly.
Would silence not be better?
By Ralph Hightower on November 7th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Wonder if this domain was registered by First Lady of South Carolina, Jenny Sanford. You’re right that the domain is registered to Denise Medved of Annandale, Virginia.
Who’s she?
By BIN News Editorial Staff on November 7th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Yawn. This is news? Not!
Everyone who is anyone knows. Yawn.
By alaindelon on November 7th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
File for divorce Jenny!
By jean on November 7th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Denise Medved is her sister.
By Admiral_Komack on November 7th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
By Harry on November 7th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
“I don’t have any axes to grind here, either way. But this strikes me as odd, and unseemly.”
“Would silence not be better?”
-Jenny & Mark: They both can’t SHUT UP!
By Ynot on November 7th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
can’t shut up because they are rewriting the script in your head… somewhat successfully?
Nahhhhhh
By James the Foot Soldier on November 7th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
My heart goes out to our first lady – the website is first class just as she has been throughout her ordeal.
Make no mistake – infidelity, separation, contemplatin of divorce are tough enough – add the kleig lights and the 24/7 national enquiresque news cycle and it’s amazing to me she’s not decked a moron like Bin at some point.
Fight the good fight Mrs. Sanford – better yet – retain someone for that and enjoy the breeze on Sullivan’s Island.
By George Jefferson on November 8th, 2009 at 9:02 am
She forced Sanfraud to turn to a Argentine whore and now she has become an attention one!!!! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH
By Dr Manhattan on November 8th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Im still the first lady gotdammit, I tell you, respect my authoritie!!!!!!! I was going to be the first lady of the united states betches and now that prick I married ruined it all!!! Take my picture please take it I am so bored and need a mercy fuc%!!!
By James T Kirk on November 8th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Jezz lady you need a life, join the cougar facebook group or something or better yet take some of your money and buy you a Argentine gigolo!@!!
By beentook2 on November 8th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Bad enough we have to listen/read of her cockroach husband’s whining. Apparently she and mr. cockroach have sights on replacing jon and kate as the “look at me, look at me” #1 pains in the arse. As for her “First Lady” status she ain’t. When she moved out and kicked mr. cockroach in the gonads she left her First Lady coat in the closet with Little Cisco Bauer.
By baker on November 8th, 2009 at 9:39 am
That, to me, is a pretty strange web site.
By EM on November 8th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
part of her resume, getting ready for her next professional life…easy to figure out. Will it be politics or business (same really)?
By by annie on November 8th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Isn’t it ironic that those who criticize Jenny Sanford the most are men!! She has had to deal with infidelity, public humiliation and a selfish husband who just does’t get it!- all while trying to keep her children safe. Lighten up James Kirk, Dr. Manhattan, George Jefferson!!
You go Jenny – you’ve got lots of support – you’re a classy lady!!
By Todd on November 8th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
At least Jenny is still taking seriously her duties as the First Lady of South Carolina. She’s not just using the position to pad her own wallet like about, what, 100% of the legislators?
By political hack on November 8th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Todd, you are mistaken. Look at the book deal and then consider the numerous articles she did for women’s magazines. She will be just fine with those endorsements, especially after Oprah puts it in her book club. Plus if she ever takes Marcellus to court it will be hard for the judge to not put the hammer down and get half of his fortune, unless they were smart and had some sort of prenuptual agreement.
By Mary on November 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Did you say half of HIS fortune? What a joke! His only claim to fortunes is her fortunes. He makes peddly governors pay; she’s the one who is loaded financially and he should be frightened.
By Rapine on November 8th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
My god, that is one brittle-faced woman . . . a mug every bit as brittle as the evil, lead-tainted shit-crockery made by Chinese slave laborers and bound for the shiny shelves of WalMart.
It’s an unholy amalgam of the Old Testament and Ayn Rand, as envisioned by cheapscate purveyors of junk everything: junk bonds, junk Asian doodads and junk junk.
Her face would scare the magic Mormon pants off Orrin Hatch, if he ever crossed it.
That’s the face of the free market, folks. And it will kill you if you whisper even the slightest opposition.
Only it doesn’t look so free — as much as it looks stern and demented from a thousand itching mental betsy bugs.
Eeeesh.
I’d run away to Argentina, too. Or maybe central Antarctica.
By HE-MAN on November 8th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
The picture above says it all she is a viper ready to stike, unfortunately for her she is striking at a mirror and not the SOB whom she married!!! Everyone that worked at the Governors Mansion referred to her as the “First Bitch” anyway. Damn drama queen….
By alaindelon on November 9th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Rapine,
I would run away to central Antarctica from Sanfraud.He is no catch…Desperate women like Maria Chapur who like men “in power” might
overlook his tiny Johnson,huge ego,sunbaked skin and go for it.Keep in mind though,men and women compromised a lot for money.Sanfraud never liked
his wife.He had an utilitarian relationship with her.She was “bank of Jenny” to him.A friend of mine is in a money relationship right now.He is an old geezer but is financially well off.She hates being in bed with him.She claims that he is fat,smells bad,one position etc…But she doesnt have to worry about her bills once they got married.Same for a male friend of mine.It is the world’s oldest profession.Once people
decide to partake in it,they should not complain.Notice that Sanfraud’s
genie came out of his pants to find Chapur’s pompom only when his term was
ending.He was through fleecing the wife…
By shiya on November 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
“Notice that Sanfraud’s
genie came out of his pants to find Chapur’s pompom only when his term was
ending.”
Funniest thing I have read in a while!
By Sam Kinason on November 10th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
If I had to wake up to that evil wrinkled face every morning I would lie to everyone to, that is one cold looking evil woman right there jeez lousie. The fact that she is clinging to the title of first lady indicates she is just as insane as her cant keep his dick in his pants husband.