Lohan’s Stock Plummeting
It’s referred to as the “zenith,” the peak of achievement … a summit from which everything else is a downhill slide.
For Lindsay Lohan? Her zenith is looking more and more like 2004’s cult classic Mean Girls, a coming-of-age comedy written by SNL alum and 30 Rock star Tina Fey.
Lohan was eighteen then – an fresh-faced, hard-bodied, super sexy former Disney star with the world at her feet.
Yeah … she’s looking like death warmed over – strung out, emaciated and … dare we say, ugly.
“Lately Lindsay Lohan is looking like the ‘after’ picture of a Sic Willie encounter with a local TV anchor or lobbyist,” said one source familiar with our founding editor’s (former) proclivity for those two female demographics.
According to our friends at The Superficial, Lohan showed up at a recent “Rock the Kasbah” (sic) event in Los Angeles “trying not to look like she’d stab a baby for coke.”
You be the judge …
This is sad, people.
At one point in the not-too-distant past, Lohan was among the most beautiful women on the planet. Today? We’re reflexively making the sign of the cross …
Oh well, to drown our sorrow here’s some of that “crazy Casbah sound …”