Drunk Sluts Get Breast Cancer

… well, they’re certainly not the only people who get breast cancer, but drunk sluts are indeed especially susceptible.

We couldn’t let Breast Cancer Awareness Month pass without a mention. More to the point, we couldn’t resist the opportunity to address the titillating (!) association between drunk sluts and their breasts.

Every October, the breast cancer awareness mafia buries the truth about two major risk factors for the disease.

To wit: Alcohol and abortion correlate with breast cancer.

Now, to recognize that correlation is not necessarily to oppose alcohol or abortion.  It’s simply to recognize the correlation.  And to respect women’s agency enough to let them know about that correlation, particularly during the month designed specifically to draw attention to such matters.

And now here are a set of matters to which we’d like to draw your attention.

Oh, and before someone accuses me of showing gratuitous skin, please remember that I’m a notoriously wordy writer. So, just for a change, here’s me zipping my lips, unzipping my top, and letting pictures speak their thousands of words. Yeah, you’re welcome …

UPDATE I: Hey, isn’t drunken sluttyness like the hallmark of feminism? So then, feminism causes breast cancer, no? Sure it’s reductive … but not altogether untrue.

UPDATE II: Click on over here for more breast cancer info “they” don’t tell you.

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