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First of all, that could have easily been a picture of Rosie O’Donnell munching on a delicious strawberry … so you’re welcome (both dudes and dudettes).

Seriously, we never thought that our “Angelina Jolie Google Alert” would bring back something that would make us want to hurl, but today it did.¬† The culprit?¬† Rosie O’Donnell, who we’re pretty sure is the most common (and effective) self-medication for men who’ve had erections lasting more than four hours.

Anyway, O’Donnell¬† – who is going through some same-sex marital difficulties with her “wife” – went on the Howard Stern show Tuesday to wax nostalgic about the time she almost had dinner with the world’s most beautiful woman (sorry, Megan Fox, you were sort of a phase).

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell told Stern’s audience. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that … there was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.”

“I have dreams about her a lot still,” O’Donnell said of Angelina.


In related news, dogs dream of catching cars.