Rosie O’Donnell: Angelina Wanted Me
First of all, that could have easily been a picture of Rosie O’Donnell munching on a delicious strawberry … so you’re welcome (both dudes and dudettes).
Seriously, we never thought that our “Angelina Jolie Google Alert” would bring back something that would make us want to hurl, but today it did. The culprit? Rosie O’Donnell, who we’re pretty sure is the most common (and effective) self-medication for men who’ve had erections lasting more than four hours.
Anyway, O’Donnell – who is going through some same-sex marital difficulties with her “wife” – went on the Howard Stern show Tuesday to wax nostalgic about the time she almost had dinner with the world’s most beautiful woman (sorry, Megan Fox, you were sort of a phase).
“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell told Stern’s audience. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that … there was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.”
“I have dreams about her a lot still,” O’Donnell said of Angelina.
Uh-huh.
In related news, dogs dream of catching cars.
Comments
By Forrrest on October 28th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Who honestly can resist those lips?
By Liberty For Me on October 28th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Talk about a heavy crack smoker…oops double entendre
By Crooner on October 28th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
This is why I am in favor of same sex marriage. As it stands now, if Rosie and her “wife” decide to call it quits they simply divvy up their Melissa Etheridge, k. d. lang and Indigo Girls CD collections and go their separate ways. No required separation period, no property settlement, and, most important: no attorney fees.
Why should gays and lesbians get off so easy?
By Calhoun Fawls on October 28th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I understand Rosie. All of us dream that Angelina wants the fat guy.
By Tom on October 29th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Sic are you trying to scare us two days before Halloween with this this nightmarish image of of the two of them in bed?
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' on October 29th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Unlike Rosie’s girlfriends, Joile is loaded. She doesn’t need to suck up to a manimal like Rosie to get a Bentley. Rosie’s dreaming.