First of all, that could have easily been a picture of Rosie O’Donnell munching on a delicious strawberry … so you’re welcome (both dudes and dudettes).
Seriously, we never thought that our “Angelina Jolie Google Alert” would bring back something that would make us want to hurl, but today it did. The culprit? Rosie O’Donnell, who we’re pretty sure is the most common (and effective) self-medication for men who’ve had erections lasting more than four hours.
Anyway, O’Donnell – who is going through some same-sex marital difficulties with her “wife” – went on the Howard Stern show Tuesday to wax nostalgic about the time she almost had dinner with the world’s most beautiful woman (sorry, Megan Fox, you were sort of a phase).
“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell told Stern’s audience. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that … there was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.”
“I have dreams about her a lot still,” O’Donnell said of Angelina.
In related news, dogs dream of catching cars.