Comments on: Pubic Schools? http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:00:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Ministry Lackey http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/#comment-73137 Ministry Lackey Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:46:47 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=31897#comment-73137 I was wondering when we would cross paths Will, it was only a matter of time. Since we are slightly connected by family association, I will keep the tone light-hearted and say that yes, even we can make funny mistakes on our web site, but dissing the folks who are rank-and-file life-long pubic servants by calling their agency "The Ministry" is double-plus not good. I was wondering when we would cross paths Will, it was only a matter of time. Since we are slightly connected by family association, I will keep the tone light-hearted and say that yes, even we can make funny mistakes on our web site, but dissing the folks who are rank-and-file life-long pubic servants by calling their agency “The Ministry” is double-plus not good.

]]> By: BIN News http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/#comment-73127 BIN News Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:24:16 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=31897#comment-73127 Foot Fungus is an unoriginal wikipedia moron: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun And Carlin quotes are a dime a dozen: http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/ Fungus live by the first quote. :) Foot Fungus is an unoriginal wikipedia moron:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

And Carlin quotes are a dime a dozen:
http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/

Fungus live by the first quote. :)

]]> By: James the Foot Soldier http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/#comment-73116 James the Foot Soldier Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:31:14 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=31897#comment-73116 For crying out loud BIN - since your public screwl teachers were not able: A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.[1] Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic[citation needed], or metaphorical[citation needed] language. Here's an example from George Carlin: "Atheism is a non-prophet institution". Substitutes the word "prophet" for its homophone "profit" in the common phrase "non-profit institution/ Clever huh? One reason he made a cajillion dollars. And your knowledge (as deep as the Platte River) is why you sit in your mommie's basement and stalk Will. Not sure which psychological defect is more severe - but I'm sure your mommie would prefer you out of her basement - she's annoyed at the mushroomy odors. For crying out loud BIN – since your public screwl teachers were not able:

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.[1] Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic[citation needed], or metaphorical[citation needed] language.

Here’s an example from George Carlin:
“Atheism is a non-prophet institution”. Substitutes the word “prophet” for its homophone “profit” in the common phrase “non-profit institution/

Clever huh?

One reason he made a cajillion dollars.

And your knowledge (as deep as the Platte River) is why you sit in your mommie’s basement and stalk Will.

Not sure which psychological defect is more severe – but I’m sure your mommie would prefer you out of her basement – she’s annoyed at the mushroomy odors.

]]> By: BIN News http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/#comment-73109 BIN News Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:17:52 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=31897#comment-73109 Foot Fungus needs to clear his head. An triple espresso enema might help. He probably ate too much left over salmon and tuna casserole after leaving it out on his tailgate during the game. His Salmonellosis explains a lot. Hey Fungus, drink lots of fluid (non-alcoholic), and after 5 to 7 days your mind and bowels will both clear up some. Maybe. Pun intended. :) Moron. BIN News Editorial Staff Flair and Balanced P.S. The "moron" comment was not authorized by our Funding Editor. It was injected by her Chief of Morons in good humor. Foot Fungus needs to clear his head. An triple espresso enema might help.

He probably ate too much left over salmon and tuna casserole after leaving it out on his tailgate during the game. His Salmonellosis explains a lot.

Hey Fungus, drink lots of fluid (non-alcoholic), and after 5 to 7 days your mind and bowels will both clear up some. Maybe.

Pun intended. :)

Moron.

BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced

P.S. The “moron” comment was not authorized by our Funding Editor. It was injected by her Chief of Morons in good humor.

]]> By: James the Foot Soldier http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/#comment-73023 James the Foot Soldier Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:30:34 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=31897#comment-73023 BIN - you might want to head back to get some more public education and look up the definition for pun - the SNL line is NOT one. BIN – you might want to head back to get some more public education and look up the definition for pun – the SNL line is NOT one.

]]> By: BIN News Editorial Staff http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/24/pubic-schools/#comment-73014 BIN News Editorial Staff Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:17:04 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=31897#comment-73014 sic(k) willie, "...you ignorant slut." Our Funding Editor dearly loves that great quote from SNL. It fits FITS so well and provides a great pun. sic(k) willie is nothing but a voucher clown. Do the math: voucher clown = voucher pimp Howie and his voucher pimps know the voucher scam would only hurt those who need help the most. They don't care. They ignore the real issues facing education in S.C. They ignore the poverty. They ignore the (b)latent racism. They ignore the host of social problems that go along. Worst of all they ignore the shameful "minimally adequate" standard established by SC. Everyone knows that vouchers are dead in SC. Jakie said so. And when that Midlands' elected official speaks, everyone listens. BIN News Flair and Balanced sic(k) willie, “…you ignorant slut.”

Our Funding Editor dearly loves that great quote from SNL. It fits FITS so well and provides a great pun.

sic(k) willie is nothing but a voucher clown.

Do the math: voucher clown = voucher pimp

Howie and his voucher pimps know the voucher scam would only hurt those who need help the most. They don’t care.

They ignore the real issues facing education in S.C.

They ignore the poverty. They ignore the (b)latent racism. They ignore the host of social problems that go along. Worst of all they ignore the shameful “minimally adequate” standard established by SC.

Everyone knows that vouchers are dead in SC.

Jakie said so.

And when that Midlands’ elected official speaks, everyone listens.

BIN News
Flair and Balanced

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