Website: FITS Secrets Exposed
Remember in “Back to the Future” when Doc Brown stole plutonium from the the Libyans in order to generate the 1.21 gigawatts necessary to power the flux capacitor in his DeLorean DMC-12 time machine?
But then the Libyans found him?
Yeah … that’s about how we feel right now.
“They found us. We don’t know how, but they found us …”
Click on the icon below for the shocking story our founding editor doesn’t want you to read …
Obviously, we’re weighing our options as to how to proceed. We may have to just shut down completely now that the gig is obviously up.
Damn you, Discust. Damn you …
Comments
By Jonny D on October 23rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Like a classic arsonist, Fits has ignited a fire, driven around the block, donned a uniform, and gone back to fight it…
By Brian on October 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
It had to be done.
If it’s any consolation, I’m truly sorry for any pain this may have caused.
By Cooter Brown on October 23rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Dat’s th’ mostest retarted dern artikle I’s eva reeded! Eberybodie knows Mista Willie gits paid fer advertisemints an’ consultin’. Hoo werks fer free?
I rekon I wuldn’t kare hoo wuz advertisin’ on my site if’n I could still raise holy hell an’ git paid fer it!
By Cooter Brown on October 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Too quik on da draw– SATIRE! Dam it all! Now I’m da retard!
By Earl Capps on October 23rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Will, if you don’t like being exposed, then fix your zipper.
By Todd on October 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm
The bigger you get, the bigger a targer you become. It is funny, Sic. Did Mrs. Sic write it?
By madcock on October 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
“Navin Johnson?” LOL! Who put this gag together for you, Fits?
I gotta admit you do have a sense of humor, something most Republicans seem congenitally devoid of.
By Mike Honcho on October 23rd, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Good to see a faker news site parody a fake news site. It’s like a blogger circle jerk.
Like any 18 year old would pay good money for you to post pictures of that shriveled old prune Lindsay Lohan.
The only thing that should be exposed, Will, is your shiny head when you finally get that baseball caps on middle-aged men is pretty sad.
By Steve V on October 23rd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
“Navin Johnson” – “The new phone book’s here!” “I found my special purpose”!
By Designated Driver on October 24th, 2009 at 12:26 am
You need to beat the fuck out that kid, and then zip your fly up.
By MIke on October 24th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Navin Johnson. Sounds like a typical asshole
By reprobate on October 24th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Does this mean no more boobs? C’mon Will, you’re tougher than that!
By PasserBy on October 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am
“We stopped shaving, put on a Peyton Manning jersey, and started wandering around campuses on warm days when the coeds were less-fully dressed.”
That’s hilarious, FITS, just hilarious. Keep on doing whatever it is you’re doing…
By K Trane on October 24th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Best quote…
“‘It’s frustrating because he’s gets so much more traffic than anyone else around here.’”
Grats Fits.
By love to hate fits or hate to love fits... on October 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Like my name says…
By Liberty For Me on October 25th, 2009 at 8:07 am
On a sad note…If you look at comments to some of the stories…People are too stupid to figure out that it is supposed to be funny.Just showing how far down the education scale we have come.