Dennis Quaid Was Almost A Drunk, Vehicular Missile
Actor Dennis Quaid almost turned himself and his lovely wife, Kimberly, into drunk, vehicular missiles Wednesday night in Hollywood – until police stepped in and stopped the potential disaster.
The 55-year-old actor got sloshed at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party and was about to pull into the streets of L.A. when cops convinced him that wasn’t the best idea.
From The Superficial:
Dennis Quaid got drunk off his ass(Wednesday) night at Philippe’s in West Hollywood and apparently attempted to drive home with his wife Kimberly when a friendly police officer stopped him just before he took off. (The motor was running, for you legal nuts.) Of course, had this been you or me, the cop would’ve waited for us to drive away then let a K-9 unit bite us in the testicles during the arrest.
So true, so true.
Paparazzi razzed Quaid afterwards, joking that he didn’t want to “pull a Mel Gibson.”
Funny.
And as if Kimberly’s prodigious rack and evident tipsiness weren’t enough to do the trick, in a further testament to Quaid’s awesomeness there appears to be a second female in the back of the cab in that last pic.
Of course absent booger sugar, our guess is Quaid passed out on the cab ride home …
Comments
By Mike Honcho on October 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Maybe Dennis is still working through some issues from when his children were almost killed just after their birth.
But you’re so much better than anyone else, your judgment is probably right.
By reprobate on October 26th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Lose this non-story.