Heather Graham’s Cleavage Is “The Public Option”

heather graham health care cleavage

The socialist political advocacy group MoveOn.org has released a new video starring Hollywood hottie Heather Graham as “the public option” in the ongoing national “health care” debate.

Not surprisingly, the aim of this clip is to make the “public option” appear as attractive as possible, an endeavor that we must confess is aided “amply” by Graham’s breathtaking cleavage.

Here’s the clip …

“Some in Washington say this is unfair competition,” the ad says, referring to the public option. “But competition is American as apple pie.”

Well, duh … yeah …of course it is.  And nobody’s got (or nobody should have) a problem with competition – especially when a portion of it is represented by Heather Graham’s boobs.

Our problem is when government competes with the private sector – in a market that government controls.

That’s not competition, people, that’s a prelude to a government monopoly.

Sort of like public education …

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  1. By If only my health provide was Heather Graham October 22, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    It seems to me that most people I talk to all have complaints about their health care. Something needs to be done. The problem is if its a Democrat plan all Republicans will be against and if its a Republican plan all Dems will be against it.

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  2. By Mike Reino October 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Did anyone notice that, as nice as the Public Option looked in the clip all jiggly and such, she didn’t seem to be running any faster than the others? Jeez, I just totally ignored Heather Graham running in a tighty jogging outfit !!

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  3. By Mickey Blue Eyes October 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Actually, a better analogy would be Norm from “Cheers” as the “public option” running with a truncheon beating people if they try to pass him.

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  4. By confused October 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    and there you have it. the first time in the history of ever that the federal government has been depicted as lean, mean, athletic and efficient.

    i just lost most of the thing i used to have for heather graham. i blame you, will. that’s twice in a week now you’ve foiled me. you are making a powerful enemy, my friend.

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  5. By Ronbo October 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Government has a monopoly on education? Private schools do not exist? News to me.
    Government is going to control the health care market? Gee, I didn’t know that regulating a market equalled controlling it. By that definition, government controls every market there is, since pretty much every product and service is in some way regulated.
    Government is so inefficient and wasteful compared to the private sector – and yet private insurance can’t possibly compete with the public option?
    Government involvement in health care will be terrible – but I don’t see people calling for an end to Medicare (and its an opt-in program for the states, but none would dare opt out). Customer satisfaction surveys show vets are happier with the VA than the average person is with the medical care they get in the private sector – and both Medicare and the VA deliver care at lower cost than the insurance system, which only spends 70 cents of every dollar on actual medical care.
    Seems you’re a little fact-challenged. But in the spirit of bipartisanship let’s find an area of agreement: Heather Graham’s boobs are spectacular.

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  6. By jacksmith October 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Urgent!! Robert Reich on your healthcare http://bit.ly/SAQ7a

    Why A Strong Public Option (Medicare Plus 5) Is Essential – By jacksmith – Working Class

    Robert Reich explains the pubic option: http://bit.ly/dDYSJ

    Hollywood Supports The Public Option :-) http://bit.ly/3XLwPi

    Beautiful HEATHER GRAHAM http://bit.ly/12sRYD :-)

    It’s not just because more than two thirds of the American people want a single payer health care system. And if they cant have a single payer system 77% of all Americans want a strong government-run public option (Medicare Plus 5) on day one (86% of democrats, 75% of independents, and 72% republicans). Basically everyone.

    It’s not just because according to a new AARP POLL: 86 percent of seniors want universal healthcare security for All, including 93% of Democrats, 87% of Independents, and 78% of Republicans. With 79% of seniors supporting creating a new strong Government-run public option plan (Medicare Plus 5), available immediately. Including 89% of Democrats, 80% of Independents, and 61% of Republicans, STUNNING!!

    It’s not just because it will lower cost. Because a strong public option (Medicare Plus 5) will dramatically lower cost for everyone. And dramatically improved the quality of care everyone receives in America and around the World. Rich, middle class, and poor a like.

    It’s not just because it will save trillions of dollars and prevent the needless deaths of millions more of YOU, caused by a rush to profit by the DISGRACEFUL, GREED DRIVEN, PRIVATE FOR PROFIT MEDICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!

    It’s not just because every expert in every field, including economist, and Nobel laureates all agree that free market based healthcare systems don’t work. Never have and never will. The US has the only truly free market based healthcare system in the World. And as you all know now, IT IS A DISASTER!

    It’s not just because providing or denying medically necessary care for profit motivations is wrong. Because it is WRONG! It’s professionally, ethically, and morally REPUGNANT!, Animalistic, VILE and EVIL.

    THE REASON THE PUBLIC OPTION IS ESSENTIAL:

    The public option is ESSENTIAL because over 200 million of you are trapped in the forest of the wolves. Which is the forest of the DISGRACEFUL, GREED DRIVEN, PRIVATE FOR PROFIT MEDICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX! With no way out except through needless inhumane suffering, and DEATH. While the wolves tear at your flesh, and rip you limb from lib. Then feast on your lifeless bodies like a dead carcase for transplant parts.

    At the most vulnerable times of your lives (when you were sick and hurting), millions of you have had to fight and loose cruel, but heroic battles. Fighting against the big guns of the DISGRACEFUL, GREED DRIVEN, PRIVATE FOR PROFIT MEDICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX! in the forest of the wolves. All because you have no place else to go. You have no other CHOICE!

    But the PUBLIC OPTION (Medicare Plus 5) will give you someplace safe to go. And it will give us someplace safe to take you. The public option (Medicare Plus 5) will be your refugium (your refuge). Where the wolves cannot get at you when your down, hurting, and vulnerable. Where everyone who needs it can find rest, security, comfort and the care they need. Protected by the BIG GUNS of We The People Of The United States. THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE AND COUNTRY ON EARTH.

    This is why it is so critical that we do not lead another 50 million vulnerable, uninsured Americans into the forest of the wolves, without the protections of a Strong Government-run public option (MEDICARE Plus 5). We The People Of The United States MUST NOT LET THAT HAPPEN to any more of our fellow Americans. If healthcare reform does not contain a strong public option (Medicare Plus 5) on day one. YOU MUST! KILL IT. Or you will do far more harm than good. And millions more will die needlessly. Rich, middle class, and poor a like.

    To those who would continue to obstruct good and true healthcare reform for the American people, and who seek to trap millions more vulnerable Americans in the forest of the wolves. We will continue to fight you. We are prepared to wage all out war against you, and will eagerly DESTROY! you. Time…is…UP! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! No Co-op’s! No Triggers! NO INDIVIDUAL MANDATES! without a Strong public option (Medicare Plus 5) on day one.

    Healthcare reform can be the GREATEST! Accomplishment of our time and century. A time when future generations may say of us, that we were all, AMERICAS GREATEST GENERATIONS.

    BUT WE MUST ACT!

    I therefore call on all my fellow Americans and the peoples of the World. To join us in this fight so that we may finish becoming the better America that we aspire to be for everyone.

    SPREAD THE WORD!

    I have been privileged to be witness as many of you fought, and struggled to take your first breath, and your last breath on this earth. Rich, middle class, and poor a like. Life is precious.

    Whatever the cost. WE! MUST SUCCEED.

    God Bless You My Fellow Human Beings

    jacksmith – Working Class

    ATTENTION!! Congress Has The Votes Needed To Pass A Public Option – TODAY http://bit.ly/TCq7O

    Things You Can Do To Help NOW! http://www.everydaycitizen.com/2009/09/tired_of_watching_people_die_n.html

    A majority of voters would rather have a Democrats only bill with a Public Option. Than a bipartisan bill without a Public Option.

    A state based insurance plan is NOT!! a Public Option. Nor is it a Strong, National, Medicare like Public Option.

    No Triggers! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jason-rosenbaum/a-trigger-for-the-public_b_277910.html

    Triggers http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-sirota/weve-seen-these-triggers_b_283583.html

    Krugman on heathcare (http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/25/why-markets-cant-cure-healthcare/)

    Senator Bernie Sanders on healthcare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSM8t_cLZgk&feature=player_embedded)

    John Garamendi on the Public Option and the Grassroots: http://bit.ly/TJMty

    Howard Dean on the Public Option http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SKfW2dUnow&feature=player_embedded

    We’re Number 37! in quality of health care http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVgOl3cETb4&feature=player_embedded

    Twitter search (#welovethenhs #NHS #hc09 #hcr #healthcar #obama #p2 #topprog #) Check it out.

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  7. By cooper October 22, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    “Customer satisfaction surveys show vets are happier at the VA than the average person is with the medical care they get in the private sector..”

    Please cite your source.

    Additionally, most VA patients I know have no choice BUT to receive VA treatment and thus have no standard for which to compare their treatment.

    I know Vets who will wait 4 hours at the Dorn Medical Center to get their cerumen disimpacted.

    No complaints.

    Ever.

    Not from those guys.

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  8. By James B. Rhoads October 23, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Rondo, I fear you are ill informed, but I am not assuming ill-intended.

    There are two facts that should be present in this conversation. First, the goal is to make the public option national while keeping the private options restricted to state-by-state. The second is the 40% tax on “Cadillac” plans when such plans lower threshold is only $2000 above the public option for a family of four.

    The point here is this is about creating an uncompetitive market for the private insurers to allow the public option to choke them out of business. On the first hand they will be at a disadvantage in overall cost as not being allowed to be national and on the second hand if they do find a way to offer an option folks might want more option there will be a death tax on it to make it cost even more.

    I am not health care. I am against a plan to destroy the entire industry of private insurers that will leave us with what? Can you name a single government controlled organization you look forward to dealing with? IRS? DMV? Jury Duty? Post Office? Etc.

    Let the private insurers compete nationally. Raise the threshold on the lower end for “Cadillac” plans or get rid of it all together. Maybe then it might be about competition.

    AND . . . tell the truth on the cost. That it is 900 billion over ten years, but they collect taxes for five before even starting. That makes it really 1.8 billion for every ten years. Or how about the other 300 billion they stripped out to hide elsewhere and pass separately? It’s not about being against healthcare. It’s about being against this sneaky and shady attempt to lose even more jorbs and not even really fix the problem.

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  9. By Richard October 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    With all the boobs already in Washington, will two more, as lovely as they are, really make a difference?

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  10. By News Flash September 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Uh, morons, if you think Move On is a “socialist” organization you are politically retarded. Liberal? Yes. But unfortunately for you and Glenn Beck they are not the same thing.

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