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In a case that we are 100% sure will produce ample evidence during the discovery process, the Miss California USA organization is suing Jesus freak Carrie Prejean for her boobs.

Or at least the $5,200 that the pageant spent on her breast implants.

From The Superficial:

… in Carrie’s defense, I’m 100% certain she believed people would think she prayed really hard to Jesus and he made her tits bigger. So way to blow that mystery out of the water, Miss California Organization.

Wait … praying doesn’t make your boobs bigger?

Oh, and for those of you educated in South Carolina public schools, “litigiousness” refers to a predisposition toward engaging in legal action (a.k.a. our society).