Carrie Prejean: Boobie Litigiousness
In a case that we are 100% sure will produce ample evidence during the discovery process, the Miss California USA organization is suing Jesus freak Carrie Prejean for her boobs.
Or at least the $5,200 that the pageant spent on her breast implants.
From The Superficial:
… in Carrie’s defense, I’m 100% certain she believed people would think she prayed really hard to Jesus and he made her tits bigger. So way to blow that mystery out of the water, Miss California Organization.
Wait … praying doesn’t make your boobs bigger?
Oh, and for those of you educated in South Carolina public schools, “litigiousness” refers to a predisposition toward engaging in legal action (a.k.a. our society).
Comments
By Brandon on October 21st, 2009 at 10:41 am
For the record…prayer changes things.
By Groundball on October 21st, 2009 at 11:05 am
It looks like money well spent to me!
By joyfuljoy on October 21st, 2009 at 3:54 pm
when it comes to beauty contestants, there is no such thing as a ‘natural beauty’.
By sclawboy on October 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
If prayer changes things, how come I am still short, fat, and poor?
By Ernest "TheGhost" Buffington on November 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
So who gives a sh*t – So who gives a sh*t – So who gives a sh*t
Just another dip sh*t trying to control every man she comes into contact with. Hell I would tell her to get lost even if she was best friends with Jesus! I don’t like her and I don’t like you. I could care less if a bus hit both of you and crushed your tiny little heads like a 3 dollar pumpkins.