We hate government bailouts around here, but if swimsuit supermodel Marisa Miller is going to start delivering the morning newspaper via a string bikini, we’re fairly certain we can make some room in our heart for a little taxpayer-funded relief of America’s struggling Fourth Estate.
Hell, we might even learn to read!
In addition to providing “hope” and “change we can believe in,” feeding the lecherousness of founding editor is actually one of the core functions of government, people.
It’s in article “Bo-oy-oing,” Section LXIX of the U.S. Constitution, in fact.
Anyway, Sic’s affinity for freckles, responsible government and well-placed earned media have finally collided, people.
Oh and look! More Marisa!
(Click on each individual image to enlarge)
Pics: Victoria’s Secret
By LUVGUV October 16, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Does She live in Argentenia? If so, SLED book another trip.
By confused October 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm
she cannot be real.
By Darkseid616 October 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm
…”Click on each individual image to enlarge”…nothing on Maria needs to be enlarged, everything is in perfect perportion right as it is and right where it is…can some one pass me a roll of papertowels?…
By BIN News Editorial Staff October 18, 2009 at 11:13 am
Everyone knows sic(k) willie depends on soft core porn to keep his hit count up, so this post is no surprise. sic(k) willie is such a pimp.
But our Funding Editor was impressed by these photos.
So, at 82 years she’s scheduling herself for a total makeover including Botox, lipo, tummy tuck, face lift, butt tuck & lift, chin augmentation, brow lift, chemical peel, rhinoplasty and a double bunionectomy.
She’s really looking forward to the bunionectomy.
She’s keeping her hemorrhoids because they remind her of sic(k) willie.
She does dearly love the poor boy.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By reprobate October 19, 2009 at 9:28 am
Nice BUN(ion)s, BIN.
By Mike Traynor October 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
MY ALL TIME FAVORITES. I LOVE MARISSA.
By confused October 20, 2009 at 4:52 pm
i think you’re required to leave this post up on the front page until you get something better. which cannot possibly occur during this lifetime.
By confused October 20, 2009 at 8:10 pm
immediately after i put the last comment up, you put up a new headline post. why must you spite me, will? whatever did i do to you?