Props To The Scoop …

By fitsnews • on October 14, 2009
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inflatable sanford

We frequently make fun of our “competition” over at The Palmetto Scoop (and with good reason), but today they posted one of the funniest items we’ve seen in a long time.

It’s called an “Inflatable Sanford,” a hot air (like the original) traveling companion for your passenger seat that will help you ward off unpleasant law enforcement scrutiny of your lead foot.

From The Scoop:

When the officer asks you if “you got a good reason for going 85,” you just tell him that you’re driving the governor.

More than likely, the trooper will walk to the passenger side of the vehicle and introduce himself to “Sanford.” You just pull the string, the doll says “Mark Sanford, nice to see you,” and you’re on your way.

Nice!

The only problem?  Your inflatable traveling companion may or may not be a bit emotionally needy … and hence drawn to your “tan lines.”

Anyway, props to the Scoop and editor Adam Fogle for this hilarious post.

Pic: Palmetto Scoop

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Comments

By Snead on October 14th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

Fogle’s experience with inflatable dolls finally pays off.

By BIN News Editorial Staff on October 14th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Yawn. Find new material boys, at least until the Ethics Commission report is made pubic (sorry, public). Then you will have plenty to roast sanfraud.

By Mike Honcho on October 14th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

What’s next? Bowling night with Wes Wolfe?

By Toyota Kawaski on October 15th, 2009 at 8:10 am

Is that a spoiler on a neon?

By Observant But Pervy on October 15th, 2009 at 10:07 am

The heck with the Luv Guv, how about the nipples on the girl driving the car? Is she glad to see Mark or what?

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