The Son of our Lord is reportedly hanging around in some curtains in a Bishopville, S.C. home – the latest evidence of South Carolina’s tightness with insanity … err, the Almighty.
Barbara Brame – a newly-ordained minister who is clearly in possession of a very small percentage of her marbles – says that Jesus first appeared in her curtains back in June.
Here is Brame’s hierophany, courtesy of WLTX TV 19 (CBS – Columbia, S.C.):
Immediately she says she knew, this isn’t just any regular face. “At first it shocked me and then afterward I realized, God is in my home. I asked different pastors and stuff and they said yes God is in your home.”
Barbara just recently became ordained as a minister, and she sees this all as a sign from God.
“Maybe he’s trying to tell me something. Maybe he’s trying to tell me to go out there and save souls.”
She’s not too worried people will think she’s crazy. “Only thing I can say to them is you better stop thinking it’s crazy, and believe in God because God is for real. As long as you’re doing the right thing, and living right by God, God will show up.”
Yeah … we see faces in our curtains all the time, although it’s usually Dom DeLuise or Ricardo Montalban staring back at us.
Sic Willie says he also occasionally sees Bo Schembechler and Desmond Howard in his bed sheets, which he attributes to his wife’s Michigan roots …
By Pat Hendrix October 9, 2009 at 11:27 am
I experienced something very close to this in June 1991. Of course, I had dropped a window pane of acid had been watching The People Under the Stairs with Pink Floyd’s Sauncer Full of Secrets playing in the background.
By Cooter Brown October 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I rekon if’n Hez everywhare, den Hez in da curtain too… Neba seen Him on my farm, but rekon Hez a hidin thare somewheres…
By SC Integrity October 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
How are we to believe God took time to grace a peon when he is infinitely One with Sanford?
Why didn’t she elaborate on the supposed message, which surely was Sanford needs no forgivness for being God and will continue to reign and will even seek higher office in the near future.
Message to me too, destroy the filthy, diabolical shower curtain.
By Strom's Daughter October 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I took a wondrous poop in the shape of Jesus three weeks ago.
I made a photograph of it afterwards with my cell phone camera and showed it to my preacher that Sunday.
He quickly took me outside by the arm and asked me not to show the rest of the congregation my miracle.
Now I’m thinking about changing churches. I want to be around people more aware of the holy . . . and what blessings might have come out my holey.
Would anybody like to buy my sacred treasure before I put it on eBay?
By Crooner October 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
“The Son of our Lord??!!” Jesus IS Lord, heathen.
By Soft Sigh From Hell October 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Drapery deities and rectal relics. I fear the End Times approacheth.