Comments on: Dueling Confessionals http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:06:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Pat Hendrix http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71684 Pat Hendrix Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:33:13 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71684 Letterman didn't compare himself to biblical figures and Letterman wasn't the Governor using taxpayer dollars to score some puntang in South America. Letterman was an unmarried dude having consensual sex with an employee. Tacky and unethical but it doesn't touch the Luv Guv in lameness. Letterman didn’t compare himself to biblical figures and Letterman wasn’t the Governor using taxpayer dollars to score some puntang in South America. Letterman was an unmarried dude having consensual sex with an employee. Tacky and unethical but it doesn’t touch the Luv Guv in lameness.

]]> By: Elizabeth Collier Shepherd http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71634 Elizabeth Collier Shepherd Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:54:47 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71634 *** L CROSS MOON**** scheduled for 7:30 or 7: 31 am at 1733 Budon Court is a LIE> cooked up by C STREET. L CROSS MOON means that my home will be raided folks. It's "dust, rocks and ice" that will be found BUT I DON"T DO DRUGS! Reverend Sun Myong Moon is attempting a bloodless coup of the United States of America. He has been discovered and reported. No one is doing anything. SO THEY ARE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO PUT ME AWAY OR MURDER ME> a slow miserable death from late stage lyme disease isn't enough. Sanford wants me dead now. Sanford is a one man death panel itching to catch a star. L CROSS MOON> 1733 BUDON COURT COLUMBIA SC 7;30 am tomorrow morning. *** L CROSS MOON**** scheduled for 7:30 or 7: 31 am at 1733 Budon Court is a LIE> cooked up by C STREET.

L CROSS MOON means that my home will be raided folks.

It’s “dust, rocks and ice” that will be found BUT I DON”T DO DRUGS!

Reverend Sun Myong Moon is attempting a bloodless coup of the United States of America. He has been discovered and reported. No one is doing anything.

SO THEY ARE GOING TO ATTEMPT TO PUT ME AWAY OR MURDER ME>

a slow miserable death from late stage lyme disease isn’t enough.
Sanford wants me dead now.

Sanford is a one man death panel itching to catch a star.

L CROSS MOON> 1733 BUDON COURT COLUMBIA SC
7;30 am tomorrow morning.

]]> By: Strom's Daughter http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71630 Strom's Daughter Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:44:41 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71630 When it comes to public confessionals, Mark Sanford couldn't carry David Letterman's sperm-stained jock-strap. Part of the problem is that Mark Sanford talked about his love life in the same monotone voice he'd use at a Budget and Control meeting. He's fundamentally only interesting to himself. Both men register high on the Creep-o-meter, though -- with Sanford's long pauses as he collects his adulterous thoughts especially unpleasant. It was like waiting for a pervert to flash you as he fumbled for the buttons on his raincoat. When it comes to public confessionals, Mark Sanford couldn’t carry David Letterman’s sperm-stained jock-strap.

Part of the problem is that Mark Sanford talked about his love life in the same monotone voice he’d use at a Budget and Control meeting.

He’s fundamentally only interesting to himself.

Both men register high on the Creep-o-meter, though — with Sanford’s long pauses as he collects his adulterous thoughts especially unpleasant.

It was like waiting for a pervert to flash you as he fumbled for the buttons on his raincoat.

]]> By: Mike http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71600 Mike Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:04:50 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71600 Letterman not only was married (certainly under common law - they've been together for 23 years - formally married this past March) but has a 5 year old child with his wife. Few comedians were tougher on our not-so-beloved Luv Guv than Letterman, but I seriously doubt there will be many media types screaming "hypocrite" at Letterman... Letterman not only was married (certainly under common law – they’ve been together for 23 years – formally married this past March) but has a 5 year old child with his wife. Few comedians were tougher on our not-so-beloved Luv Guv than Letterman, but I seriously doubt there will be many media types screaming “hypocrite” at Letterman…

]]> By: Sunnyvaleboy http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71597 Sunnyvaleboy Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:20:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71597 Letterman is in show biz ---- free pass. Those ass clowns answer to no one. Letterman is in show biz —- free pass. Those ass clowns answer to no one.

]]> By: Jonny D http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71595 Jonny D Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:55:53 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71595 and BTW, here's a better version of Luv Guv's press conference... www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAzg4PDcyyE and BTW, here’s a better version of Luv Guv’s press conference…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAzg4PDcyyE

]]> By: Jonny D http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71591 Jonny D Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:23:23 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71591 Stupid is the first word that comes to mind, and I'm talking about Rebecca Dana and her Letterman/Luv Guv analysis. Methinks Ms. Dana has tasted one too many dirty Sanchez. I mean she actually makes Mande's mindless musings on Swayze-Polanski look good in comparison. But one thing that I have seen around, and that I totally agree with, is the Late Show with Letterman and the Luv Guv would be Must See TV. Fits, would you kindly use your infinite influence to make it happen. Thanks in advance! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5JqZNYpRQ Stupid is the first word that comes to mind, and I’m talking about Rebecca Dana and her Letterman/Luv Guv analysis. Methinks Ms. Dana has tasted one too many dirty Sanchez. I mean she actually makes Mande’s mindless musings on Swayze-Polanski look good in comparison. But one thing that I have seen around, and that I totally agree with, is the Late Show with Letterman and the Luv Guv would be Must See TV. Fits, would you kindly use your infinite influence to make it happen. Thanks in advance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5JqZNYpRQ

]]> By: Crooner http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71582 Crooner Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:43:18 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71582 Letterman wasn't married. Letterman wasn’t married.

]]> By: Trey http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/08/dueling-confessionals/#comment-71572 Trey Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:50:52 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=30885#comment-71572 So is God less mad at Letterman than he is Sanford? So is God less mad at Letterman than he is Sanford?

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