FITS Evening Post: Cali, Etc.

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At the end of each day, we invariably wind up with about five or six different Internet windows open – and literally thirty or forty individual web pages starting back at us on our computer.  Contained within those screens are dozens of different stories that caught our eye during the day, but for whatever reason (cough … personal time) we weren’t able to write about in more detail.

Since it drives us absolutely nuts to close all those windows down (without saying so much as a word about any of them), we figured we would try to brainstorm (drizzle?) a solution that enabled us to bring them to you – with some comment – prior to tossing them out on the ash heap of “old news.”

Accordingly, here is our first-ever edition of the “FITS Evening Post,” a little wrap-up that we hope to provide you with on some semblance of a semi-regular basis …

AMERICA

Going Back To Cali:  But will it be a third world country when you get there?  This article by The Observer‘s Paul Harris takes you “behind the numbers” of what could be “America’s first failed state …” well, other than South Carolina, obviously. (read)

Beat Those Nazis: A Connecticut Republican compares his entry into a U.S. Senate race to going “off to fight the Nazis.”  Peter Schiff has a way with metaphors, people. (read)

Did She S-S-Stutter?:  Virginia is electing a governor this year (2009?) and apparently the latest issue in the race is the fact that the founder of BET made fun of a candidate with a speech impediment.  Crazy?  Nope … this is the M-m-m-acaca State! (read)

Bloggers Must Disclose? What?:  We’re going to pretend like we never read this article.  Seriously.  The Federal Trade Commission will have to pry this information from our cold dead finders or whatever it was Charlton Heston said about his guns. (read)

SPORTS

Sucks To Be Kentucky:  They can knock Tim Tebow flat on his Heisman Trophy-winning ass, but Kentucky can’t seem to take down the University of South Carolina Shame/ Lamecocks.  Columnist John Clay of the Lexington Herald-Leader takes you inside the Wildcats futility against USC. (read)

SC POLITICS

Mulvaney For Congress:  S.C. Senator Mick Mulvaney (R-Indian Land) is planning to run for the U.S. Congress against fourteen-term incumbent John Spratt, according to GOP executive committeeman Glenn “Token” McCall.  The story broke in Monday’s Rock Hill Herald, with “reporter” (and closet Wen-Kim fan) Matt Garfield getting the scoop. (read)

More Mulvaney: This is a post on McCall’s “Mulvaney announcement” from the Lindsey Graham-Henry McMaster blog, Palmetto Scoop.  We post it for no reason other than our founding editor calls all Scoop readers “inbred morons” in the comments section. (read)

A Rewarding Outburst:  The campaign consultants for U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson and his Democratic Challenger Rob Miller have to be licking their chops right about now.  The two campaigns have taken in a combined $3.5 million – in less than a month – all thanks to Wilson yelling “you lie” at President Barack Obama. (read)

WORLD

Everybody Wen-Kim Tonight:  China and North Korea get their bolstered bilateral relations on. (read)

Three Hots And A Cot, For Life:  U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder has decided not to seek the death penalty against Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, a Tanzanian national and al Queda member who has been charged with the bombings of U.S. Embassies in Nairobi, Kenya and Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, in 1998.  Over two hundred people were killed in those simultaneous blasts, including twelve Americans.

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Comments

  1. By BIN News Editorial Staff October 6, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Slow scam day, sic(k) willie?

    Howie and the Voice for Voucher Scams cut your allowance? And you used to post porn instead of cr@p like this. Cutting back on the porn, too? Are you trying to evolve this little porn site into something respectable?

    It won’t work. You are what you eat. And post.

    And our Funding Editor’s staff knows that for a fact. She just finished dinner consisting of a sardine, onion, and cabbage sandwich with extra mayo and Tobasco. Someone strike a match.

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  2. By Mike October 6, 2009 at 1:04 am

    This a cool addition to the lineup. It would be great if you could push this out even a few days a week…

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  3. By Nyet October 6, 2009 at 9:16 am

    BIN News: Is this one vote to regulate blogs yours by any chance?!

    Government should regulate the content of blogs and radio talk shows …

    * Never, that’s censorship! (89%, 8 Votes)
    * Absolutely, fairness dictates it! (11%, 1 Votes)

    Total Voters: 9
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    * Polls Archive

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  4. By Union Leading the Way! October 6, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Nothing on former Sheriff Wells in cuffs in front of a judge? Politicians in Union selling drugs out of their offices? Come on, Fits, lets get dirty…

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  5. By Laura Campbell October 6, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    When you’re done in Union, come on up to Chesterfield County.

    Wouldn’t blame you if you don’t, these folks play some serious hardball up here. Slippery as eels, they are. Anyway, you’d spend the rest of your natural life digging for evidence that seemingly vanishes into thin air. They’re some dirty dogs, too, loving to roll around in the dirt.

    Far too much power is in the hands of far too few in this area.

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  6. By Mab October 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Laura —

    If’n sunshine comes yonder way to Chesterfield County, please send it henceforth to Lexington County. We have a sheriff and a solicitor and 30-year-old collusion issues to address down here. Thank you kindly, Ma’am.

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  7. By BIN News Editorial Staff October 6, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Mab,

    Remember, you promised nude pics of you decorating your Christmas tree.

    Until you provide pics, how about facts and details about your libelous “collusion issues” remark about the Lexington Sheriff and Solicitor?

    Your “issues” allegation reminds us of that classic quote that we love us so much from SNL: Mab, “…you ignorant slut.” Now, put up, or shut up.

    BIN News
    Flair and Balanced

    P.S. The YIS quote is a famous line from a SNL show. It is not intended to reflect on Mab’s morals or integrity. If (s)he has either.

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  8. By Mab October 7, 2009 at 9:50 am

    BIN — you are so forgetful.

    Silky Mom does the Christmas tree thing every year.

    It’s on the Internet somewhere.

    My husband found it; if he can, anybody can.

    I am not Silky Mom.

    I go by the unique, and duly warranted moniker, Psycho Mom.

    The Magistrate’s in on it too over here: Triangle De Bermuda.

    Libelous! That’s awesome!!!

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  9. By Bart October 7, 2009 at 10:06 am

    BIN, and I thought you were in Hawaii. Aren’t you supposed to be on vacay somewhere?

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