Your Government’s Hate Chart
A few years back we stumbled by one of those ridiculous “peace” rallies – you know the ones we’re talking about, right? Where nobody’s showered in several weeks? Anyway, while we were there, one of the hippies handed us a button that read “dissent while you still can.”
We’ve still got the button, actually.
In fact, it’s tacked to an old “driftwood” lamp that S.C. First Lady Jenny Sanford gave us years ago – as our “bonus” for helping her husband become governor.
Anyway, when we were first given the button, we sort of laughed. “Dirty hippies,” we thought. “Nobody’s ever going to infringe upon the fundamental American right to dissent.”
After all, how did the liberals came to power, people? Protests!
Anyway, if you’re gonna have the boot of oppression on your neck, at least try and have a sense of humor about it … like these guys …
Comments
By Pat Hendrix on October 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Nobody has infringed on your right to lower the discourse. The free market of ideas is alive and well. Now if you just had any ideas…
Well, come to think of it, there was an attack on the press. Last summer if remember correctly:
http://www.cpj.org/blog/2009/01/police-at-fault-over-rnc-journalist-arrests-report.php
By Pamela on October 2nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Fits, what is up with Deminted going to Honduras, some are saying he will be violating the Logan Act & can be jailed.
By lando on October 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I guess the whole International Olympic Committee is racist…
By K Trane on October 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Hilarious flow chart!
By Pat Hendrix on October 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Jimmy Demint went down in support of the coup leaders who have overthrown the democratically elected president of the country, suspended civil liberties and outlawed freedom of the press.
What could possibly go wrong?
By Crooner on October 2nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Good, but not as good as the flowchart of the song.
By Sand Hill on October 3rd, 2009 at 12:20 am
Pamela – In that case “some” are full of it. The Logan Act has never been used to jail anyone. It is a PR tool that you are ham-handedly attempting to employ.
By Libb on October 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 am
“an old driftwood lamp…as our bonus”
Wow, Fits, that’s kinda like giving the household help hand me down clothes. What did you ever see in these two?
By BIN News Editorial Staff on October 3rd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
sic(k) willie wrote about “ridiculous peace rallies.” Our Funding Editor wants sic(k) willie to explain why “peace” is “ridiculous”?
When you realize sic(k) willie is full of “peece” it’s easier to understand his thought process. People full of “peece” are usually full of themselves.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on October 3rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Our Funding Editor has a personal message for sic(k) willie:
“Peace on sic(k) willie.”