Uncle Strom Is Back …
It goes without saying that any message that begins with the words “I found an old gag Richard Nixon coloring book from 1970 in my closet” is bound to end well.
Or at least humorously.
And guess what? One of the stars of this long-lost coloring book is none other than legendary former U.S. Senator Strom Thurmond, who is featured in several of its drawings.
“This is Uncle Strom,” one of the drawings notes. “He doesn’t want to be colored.”
Another drawing pokes fun at Nixon’s “secret plan to end the war in Vietnam.”
“Color it invisible,” the caption reads.
The best part of this coloring book? Thanks to the magic of modern technology, you can click on the image below, press “print” and be coloring in no time …
Grab your crayons, kids …
Comments
By Mike Reino on October 1st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Uncle Strom needs some work on his workout regimen… His symmetry looks a little top-heavy.
By Toyota Kawaski on October 1st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Garbage
By Strom's Daughter on October 1st, 2009 at 6:43 pm
After my father — Strom Thurmond — died, the funeral home kept a baseball bat under his casket for the first forty-eight hours. They used it to beat down his erections, which caused the coffin lid to open partially.
Eventually, the funeral home director gave up, and the lid was left cracked open a few inches — but this was hidden from the public’s view by carefully arranged flowers.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on October 1st, 2009 at 6:48 pm
sic(k) willie, our Funding Editor has a question.
What’s the point of this post? She mentioned that Senator Thurmond passed years ago, and he is not here to respond to your slimy post.
She also observed everyone knows you’re just an egotistical insensitive politically and money motivated “ignorant slut” which drops you lower than snake sh@t in a wagon rut or whale sh@t in the Mariana Trench.
She wanted to ramble on about your bloated and excessive weight gain and the improbable chances of you ever getting a decent paying job in S.C., but she she dozed off before she could finish he comments.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By madcock on October 1st, 2009 at 9:51 pm
What a horrible man Strom Thurmond, the father of the modern SC GOP was.
Committing stautory rape of a defensive black teenager who cleaned house for his father. Lying by denying his parentage of the offspring of that rape, Mrs. Washington his whole life, while supporting laws that made Mrs. Washington a criminal if she dared drink out of the same water fountain he and his white children did. And, of course, never missing a Sunday of Church.
He can never receive enough ridicule.