You’ve got to hand it to them … FITS readers are quite the bunch of comedians.
In fact, they’re usually much funnier than we are, which is no small feat.
For example, in a story Monday about S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster and his brain-dead refusal to return campaign contributions from lawyers his agency hired to represent the state, we noted that McMaster is “dumb as a box of rocks … which when you stop and think about it is an insult to boxes of rocks everywhere.”
Pretty good, huh?
Almost worthy of its own “ba doom ching,” right?
Well, one of our readers quickly “one-upped” us, responding that “you could put Henry’s brain deep inside a gnat’s fanny, and it’d still rattle.”
Yowzas! Now THAT‘s cooking with gas, people!
Anyway, it seems that gauging the limited intellectual capacity of our Attorney General (and supposed gubernatorial front-runner) brings out the best in everyone’s creativity, which is why FITS is proud to announce a new competition.
We’re calling it “Henry McMaster is so dumb that …”
Your job? That’s easy … finish the sentence with your funniest analogy.
The winner will receive a new T-Shirt from the FITS Store …