Comments on: Stupid Is As “Tumpy” Does

By: RedBank Bar

RedBank Bar — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:31:33 +0000

I was present when Dick Harpottlian told Mr. and Mrs. Hair Helmet there would be a bimbo eruption like Krakatoa if Carroll ran against Fritz.

Tump Tump got the same problem?

Carroll always did make Strom Thurmond look like a monk when it came to strange sex.

By: Calhoun Fawls

Calhoun Fawls — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:17:21 +0000

First, let’s leave people’s fiances out of this debate. Second, Tumpy can tump tump all he wants, but I think he is a lightweight. After realizing Governor was not an option, Tumpy sought out the weakest GOP incumbent to challenge. That was not wise. If Tumpy lost the Governor’s race, he could come back, if Pappy Brown beats him, Tumpy is tumpity tump tump done.

By: Jeffy

Jeffy — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:15:23 +0000

1. She can’t be a gold digger…there is no gold.
2. Everyone at The State is a lefty….period.
3. “tumpy”?…..really? Seriously?
4. Henry vs tumpy ….if a tree falls and nobody is in the forest…..
5. BIN is a bored, bitter, fool.

By: CNSYD

CNSYD — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:04:18 +0000

S.D., Daddy Campbell’s hair is why I hoped he would have had the gonads to run against Fritz years ago. Acid tongue Fritz would have had a field day with it.

By: Strom's Daughter

Strom's Daughter — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:12:35 +0000

Say what you want about Carroll Campbell, the governor, but he and Iris knew how to spray their hair down.

Iris, in fact, had a hair helmet that looked like it was made out of fiberglass while Carroll’s hair was so sprayed down it never grew . . . always looked the exact same length for fifteen years.

God, I miss those days when this state’s leaders knew how to keep that hair in line. Sanford’s looks like it was parted by a four-year-old, and Lindsey’s hair screams, “Does this look gay enough to you?”

By: CNSYD

CNSYD — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:40:53 +0000

FITS, I do hope you are going to keep an eye on donations to tumpy’s campaign and let us know how many are from BMW and other upstate entities.

By: old bike dude

old bike dude — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:28:20 +0000

What the fuck is a tumpy?

By: CNSYD

CNSYD — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:57:12 +0000

1st District Manager, tumpy wanted to be where no one would ask him questions about the Lowcountry as he knows nothing about it.

By: Max

Max — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:17:04 +0000

The fiance is white trash? Nah, she’s hot to look at on TV most the time. I would have gone with “homewrecking gold-digger” on that one.

By: 1st District Mapper

1st District Mapper — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:46:39 +0000

Can someone please explain why a candidate for the 1st congressional district (along the coast from Horry to Charleston County) was in Columbia speaking to a Rotary Club? Did they redraw the lines and forget to tell the rest of the state?

And why in the world did the Columbia Rotary let this out-of-district guy speak? Was the local Water and Soil Commissioner or Parks and Recreation Director unavailable?