South Carolina: The Embarrassment Continues
Just when you thought the ongoing national embarrassment that is South Carolina politics had begun to recede from the national spotlight, along comes another prime time kick in the balls for the Palmetto State.
And this one was delivered courtesy of one of our least favorite people of all time …
It happened as we were in the process of catching our first snippet of the new “Jay Leno Show” on NBC Monday night, but before we could even get settled into our seats one of Leno’s guests – uber-leftist comedian Bill Maher – started in on the whole Mark Sanford saga.
And yes, Maher’s shtick has an emphasis on the softer side of the “Luv Gov …”
Miss it? Here’s the clip …
You know what’s sad?
We would “absoluteey positooty” push Maher off of a friggin’ building (or at least into some furniture) if nobody was looking, but you can’t deny that is some funny sh*t.
Also, not for nothing, but somebody should really consider putting Leno on the U.S. quarter. What a profile!
Comments
By Brandon on September 29th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Bill Maher is scum, but Sanford deserves every bit of it
By confused on September 29th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
damnit will. i come to work to get those songs OUT of my head.
By Brian on September 29th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Bill Maher eats donkey balls.
Also… Sanford reference on the Lie to Me season premiere on FOX last night.
By Strom's Daughter on September 29th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I’ve tried to imagine the type of romantic Twittering my father, Strom Thurmond, would have written — had this wonderful innovation existed during his lifetime:
“I’m a-gonna cornhole you, woman, ’til you turn blue as a frozen jaybird.”
“I like my woman like a little boy likes his licorice: skinny, black and limber . . . same as Essie Mae’s momma.”
“I gotta woodpecker in my pants that’s fixin’ to fly into yore treehole, sweet thang.”
“Squeal like a pig . . . strip that bacon . . . oink while I boink.”
“Whoo-eee, my pole may be ole, but you kin still shimmy up and down it like a striped-assed coon.”
“I gots to fuck overtime, ‘cuz the next Senator to hold this seat might be queer as a poodle dog.”
“Sugar britches, I want you to take my caucus into yore filibuster until we drownin’ in appropriations. Then we’ll recess and go back into session.”
By Natasha on September 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Will, you should do a post where fits female readers can get their strom stories off their chests!
By Libb on September 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Putting “sound” to them has me even more convinced that the author is not our LuvGov. They sound more like the handiwork of a certain erotic fiction writer last spotted in Canada.
There’s just something not quite right with this “tragic affair storyline”.
By southernmapart on September 29th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I am convinced that Sanford is not the author of the e-mails. Anyway, South Carolina got the better part of that routine.
By Liberty for Me on September 29th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Maher is an embarassment to humans in general…what a piece of shit
By Pat Hendrix on September 29th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
SD,
That’s the first time I’ve laughed out loud on this board.
And I love the fact Maher is hated by the mental patients on this board.
By Cooter Brown on September 30th, 2009 at 6:44 am
I thinked dat our gob-ner looked prettie gud compared t’ dat crass homosexal peda-file. Least he rites in full sentences. All dis a’ bein’ sayed– hoo cares??? Maher iz a one trick ponie, o’ shud I say donkey. An’ Mista Willie is rite… Leno gots a great prophile!
By ethel krabitz on September 30th, 2009 at 6:53 am
that was funny but something about the very act of looking at nasty Maher makes one feel a Clorox bath is necessary
By Laura Campbell on September 30th, 2009 at 8:16 am
At least Sanford isn’t a pedophile. Maher and Leno shouldn’t even joke about that.
By Toyota Kawaski on September 30th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Natasha you should suck on my right ! and make my left one jealous
By Joseph Reynolds on September 30th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Is it just me, or does Jay Leno bear a striking similarity to David Thomas?
By Eric on September 30th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Sic, I love your self deprecating humor. Well played.
By Red on September 30th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Bill Maher is one of the smartest comedians of our time. Forget left or right and just watch his hbo special. He knocks Obama big time for continuing Bush’s wars and failed policies.
By Jonny D on September 30th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
The intro was very well done, definately the luv story of the decade if not more (and no, I’m not talking about Foley). I also like how Fits immediately hooked up a sponsorship from NBC.
Strom’s Daughter great stuff, I raise a glass of orange juice to your dad! BTW, maybe you and Ms. Fire Down Below could collaborate and ghost write/spice up the upcoming “Tales of an Ice Princess”, because as of now, that shit is gonna be guaranteed to leave you cold. Also Fits, I am expecting that you will offer exclusive, pre-release, autographed copies of the “Tales” at a reasonable cost. Anything less will be totally unacceptable.
http://www.postandcourier.com/news/2009/sep/23/jenny-sanford-write-memoir/