McMaster’s Proximity, Stupidity Problems Collide

By fitsnews • on September 28, 2009
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We knew that S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster would be setting new land speed records when it came to sucking up to trial lawyers (and sucking in their cash) during the 2010 gubernatorial campaign.

We also knew he was dumb as a box of rocks … which when you stop and think about it is an insult to boxes of rocks everywhere.

Anyway, those two worlds have officially collided in the form of McMaster’s refusal to return $7,000 in campaign contributions … from a pair of lawyers he hired to represent the state.

As Attorney General, McMaster gets to hire outside counsel to represent the state on various cases – which is probably a good thing given his legendary ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, legally-speaking.

Well it turns out that two attorneys McMaster hired in 2006 – on a no-bid basis – turned around and donated big bucks to his campaign account over the next few years.  According to the 1991 ethics reforms, that’s a big “no-no,” although McMaster is apparently too dumb to see it that way.

“There is absolutely nothing wrong with those contributions,” McMaster spokesman Mark Plowden told the Associated Press last week.

Really?  Okay …

McMaster – who has been raking in the trial lawyer money in his gubernatorial campaign – must have other contributions that fit this description, otherwise why would he make such a stink over a measly $7,000?

Or maybe it’s a future tense thing – like he’s hoping in the months ahead to rake in some major bank from attorneys he’s hired in the past.

Either way, it’s wrong – which is why there’s a law against it.

Meanwhile, the combination of McMaster’s “proximity (to trial lawyers)” and “stupidity” issues is a clear “lose-lose” for his front-running campaign.

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Comments

By Red Bank Bar on September 28th, 2009 at 6:12 am

Didn’t Henry’s office prosecute you for beating your girlfriend, fitz?

By Karla M. McGowan on September 28th, 2009 at 6:32 am

Is it possible McMaster is this dense? Seriously does he know how this looks? He can’t spin it so he doesn’t look like he is getting kicks back.

By McFailure on September 28th, 2009 at 7:16 am

goodbye Henry.

By Stinkbait on September 28th, 2009 at 7:47 am

This isn’t the first time Henry has had proximity issues. My most enduring image of him is one from his kamikaze campaign for Fritz Hollings’ US Senate seat. He was riding down a rural Lexington County road with horns blaring & banners blowing while perched on the back deck of an open convertable — waving as though leading a Super Bowl vistory parade. One other squirrel & I were in pretty close proximity, but we were about it.

By beentook2 on September 28th, 2009 at 8:15 am

Back in the previous century I once had a serious case of proximity. After several doses of castor oil all was well. Don’t really recommend this treatment for Henry given the fact that since he is 99.9% crap this could prove to be deadly.

By Wildman on September 28th, 2009 at 8:36 am

That smile scares me!!

By Si Rosen on September 28th, 2009 at 8:38 am

Oh, Will, you’re still mad at Henry ’cause he cracked down on CDV.

By Jonny D on September 28th, 2009 at 9:01 am

Goodbye Dumb as Bricks Pig Farm Shit Shoveler, Goodbye You Know I’m Lying Because My Lips Are Moving Used Car Salesman, Goodbye Fast Car Boyfriend, Goodbye Whooms?, Hello Darling Nikki!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqa4w-NUq1k

By Dan on September 28th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Well, there is one thing for certain. We know he has nothing to fear from our State “Ethics” committee.

By Toyota Kawaski on September 28th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Jonny D slow day raising funds at Sanfrauds Clone for Gov. Headquarters.Here is an idea get some of the relatives who work over yonder running help centers for Gateway to make calls?

By Mab on September 28th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

It is written @ SC Code: Ethics must always have ” ” ’s : “Ethics”

By Strom's Daughter on September 28th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

You could put Henry’s brain deep inside a gnat’s fanny, and it’d still rattle.

By shaggy on September 28th, 2009 at 6:06 pm

is it just me or is Henry using botox? that picture makes you want to ask the question.

By Strom's Daughter on September 28th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

No, it isn’t Botox.

It’s a Moon Pie implant.

Henry’s plastic surgeon doubles as a convenience store clerk.

By Wyleecoyote on September 28th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

Is it me or does McMaster remind everyone of this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrqqqfZswWk&feature=related

By Strom's Daughter on September 28th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Henry McMaster strikes me as the type of guy who would pronounce “genitals” as “gentials.”

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