We tried hard to keep it from happening, but we have fallen “head over red stilettos” for Lady Gaga. At first we thought it was due to the catchiness of her debut single “Just Dance,” but every single song she’s put out since has rocked our world, too.
“Poker Face?” Swoon.
Fashion disasters (like this one) aside, GaGa is the real deal, people. Even MTV thinks so.
All of which is why we think it’s cool – not crazy – that GaGa took a turn down “Memoirs of a Geisha” lane last week at the debut of something called V61 from V Magazine.
Yeah, we have no clue what’s going either … except we’re pretty sure GaGa isn’t wearing a bra in any of those pictures … which makes us love her even more (and put a little parental advisory sticker up here).
(a.k.a. NSFW …)
BTW, if you haven’t caught Gaga’s latest video “Paparazzi,” it’s epic … kind of like when Guns-N-Roses did “November Rain,” only with a beat you can dance to …
By Brian September 21, 2009 at 12:34 am
You know she’s got one tucked away, right? It’s cool. Just sayin’.
By Terrence September 21, 2009 at 6:34 am
Yeah, this one I just don’t get…
By nate September 21, 2009 at 7:23 am
He/She by its own admission:
“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener.”
By fitsnews September 21, 2009 at 8:08 am
She has a sausage and a taco?
-FITS
By Toyota Kawaski September 21, 2009 at 8:46 am
like that great Phish song Birds of a Feather are Flocking Together
By confused September 21, 2009 at 8:53 am
yes, will. she’s a dude (or at least partially). that’s what we’ve been trying to tell you for weeks…
cue will as ace ventura:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A
By Anon September 21, 2009 at 10:44 am
Love it!
Vampire Eric’s best role ever. I wish someone really would shove her off a balcony.
By Fashizzle September 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Um, yeah…she’s a hermaphrodite. Google it. It’s a mini schlong, but a schlong is a schlong.
By James the Foot Soldier September 21, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Mr. Folks – be careful if you’re ever in Los Angeles so you don’t have an Eddie Murphy moment…..
By male sapphist September 22, 2009 at 8:15 am
So can she pee standing up or not?
By dirtbogger September 22, 2009 at 8:16 am
she’s ho-o-o-o o-god what tha, Cadalac, Buick, say it ant so, lol
By Aprice September 22, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Love that Lady GaGa and her disco stick! She IS the real deal!
By Not a Christian but a Believer September 30, 2009 at 5:25 am
Given that there is most likely more than one so called Christian commenting on this post we would simply offer this, if there is anything GOD truly hates it is the wanna be perceived a Christian like half the posts at least we’ve read herewith in.
The condition if true for Lady GaGa is a birth defect, and correctable. In our humble opinion#1 in over 20 countries in less than 2 years by GaGa alone makes you all out to be first class losers and secondly the most likely to be arrested by Henry Mac and team in the next 15 months doing whatever it is YOU do.
Get a f**king life and read the bible not just out loud but to yourself, there is no more pretending on that special day that is creeping up your ass like a wild cheetah…
By The Mad Fucking Hatter July 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
By Not a Christian but a Believer < you are the biggest asshole I ave ever seen on the internet so far in my life time, first off your thelooser and I could give a flying fucking fruit loop about who henry fucking Mac is maybe another looser half wit christian that believes in a something called god that never was an that is mad up along with a law breaker named Jesus that was put to death fr breaking the laws of rome an going against his own people. I keep a copy i both my bathroom uncase I run out of toilet paper the bible makea great roll of toilet paer t wipe y ass with on a daily bases if I chose!!! so fuck off an die you christian shit head! Its peopl lie y take mae every day normal women turn gay you fuckin flake job. Thank m god the burnning sun in the sky I believe in him since he ishe first and only powerful god their is andalso I'm a flaming fucking lesbian that love to eat pussy daily…..now go fry yor fucking head you scum christian!
By The Mad Fucking Hatter July 21, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Oh yes I can pee standing up s can every women so piss you you christian scum!!!
By The Mad Fucking Hatter July 21, 2011 at 4:48 pm
By the way you loosers Lady GaGa has a real pussy I went to school with her and seen it my self in the girls jim showers just so you know se is a real girl you bunch of fuck heads and yes I aet her also if you want to know……..and she taste just great to!!!! To badyu will never have he chace o taste such a sweet fuirt in your life time!!!!!