Memoirs Of A GaGa?

By fitsnews • on September 21, 2009
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We tried hard to keep it from happening, but we have fallen “head over red stilettos” for Lady Gaga.  At first we thought it was due to the catchiness of her debut single “Just Dance,” but every single song she’s put out since has rocked our world, too.

“Poker Face?”  Swoon.

Fashion disasters (like this one) aside, GaGa is the real deal, people.  Even MTV thinks so.

All of which is why we think it’s cool – not crazy – that GaGa took a turn down “Memoirs of a Geisha” lane last week at the debut of something called V61 from V Magazine.

Yeah, we have no clue what’s going either … except we’re pretty sure GaGa isn’t wearing a bra in any of those pictures … which makes us love her even more (and put a little parental advisory sticker up here).

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BTW, if you haven’t caught Gaga’s latest video “Paparazzi,” it’s epic … kind of like when Guns-N-Roses did “November Rain,” only with a beat you can dance to …

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Comments

By Brian on September 21st, 2009 at 12:34 am

You know she’s got one tucked away, right? It’s cool. Just sayin’.

By Terrence on September 21st, 2009 at 6:34 am

Yeah, this one I just don’t get…

By nate on September 21st, 2009 at 7:23 am

He/She by its own admission:

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener.”

By fitsnews on September 21st, 2009 at 8:08 am

She has a sausage and a taco?

-FITS

By Toyota Kawaski on September 21st, 2009 at 8:46 am

like that great Phish song Birds of a Feather are Flocking Together

By confused on September 21st, 2009 at 8:53 am

yes, will. she’s a dude (or at least partially). that’s what we’ve been trying to tell you for weeks…

cue will as ace ventura:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A

By Anon on September 21st, 2009 at 10:44 am

Love it!
Vampire Eric’s best role ever. I wish someone really would shove her off a balcony.

By Fashizzle on September 21st, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Um, yeah…she’s a hermaphrodite. Google it. It’s a mini schlong, but a schlong is a schlong.

By James the Foot Soldier on September 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Mr. Folks – be careful if you’re ever in Los Angeles so you don’t have an Eddie Murphy moment…..

By male sapphist on September 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 am

So can she pee standing up or not?

By dirtbogger on September 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 am

she’s ho-o-o-o o-god what tha, Cadalac, Buick, say it ant so, lol

By Aprice on September 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Love that Lady GaGa and her disco stick! She IS the real deal!

By Not a Christian but a Believer on September 30th, 2009 at 5:25 am

Given that there is most likely more than one so called Christian commenting on this post we would simply offer this, if there is anything GOD truly hates it is the wanna be perceived a Christian like half the posts at least we’ve read herewith in.

The condition if true for Lady GaGa is a birth defect, and correctable. In our humble opinion#1 in over 20 countries in less than 2 years by GaGa alone makes you all out to be first class losers and secondly the most likely to be arrested by Henry Mac and team in the next 15 months doing whatever it is YOU do.

Get a f**king life and read the bible not just out loud but to yourself, there is no more pretending on that special day that is creeping up your ass like a wild cheetah…

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