Dunta Does USC Proud (Not)
First of all, what the hell kind of a name is “Dunta?”
Of course in all fairness, what the hell kind of a name is Spaulding (as in “Spaulding get your foot off the boat”)?
Anyway, “Dunta” Robinson – who prowled the defensive backfield at the University of South Carolina back in the Lou Holtz era – was fined $25,000 by the Houston Texans for wearing shoes with the words “Pay Me, Rick” written on them during his team’s 24-7 loss to the New York Jets on Sunday.
The message was a reference to the team’s general manager, Rick Smith.
Robinson is reportedly upset about his lack of a long-term contract, although in typical responsibility-averse fashion he tried to pretend that his message was really about getting money for a “Boys or Girls Club” or a “needy family.”
“Help me help you,” right?
Whatever …
It’s sure good to know that the “proving grounds” at the University of South Carolina are producing such quality role models, isn’t it?
Oh well … “Spaulding get your foot off the boat …”
Oh yeah, you can read more about Dunta’s adventures in arrogance by clicking here …
UPDATE: Check it out … more former USC players doing their alma mater proud …
Comments
By Toyota Kawaski on September 18th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
man-D is now covering “sports” Pay the man
By Strom's Daughter on September 18th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I get it.
When you put “Not” after something, it means sarcasm.
It’s fuckin’ hilarious.
You come up wid that?
Somebody tell Borat.
By Pat Hendrix on September 18th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hey, what’s wrong with the name Dunta? Every white person I know, including me, is named after some saint. Or in case of Charleston people, their richest relative.
“Middleton, get your foot off the boat.”
By Crooner on September 18th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Hell, at least he got the spelling right.
By CNSYD on September 18th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
What is the common thread between Dunta and the Lindsays? Dr. Lou.
By Leo Spaceman on September 20th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Here’s some ideas for The State’s Thursday’s pre-Ole Miss sports section. One of their staff members just needs to ask him the questions!
*****5 Questions For C.C. Whitlock*****
1) Being the proud father of so many kids, who is your biggest role model? Shawn Kemp or Travis Henry?
2) Have you ever actually been inside what is referred to as a “classroom” at USC, and if so, which one? How uncomfortable was it and how long were you made to stay?
3) If you had to pick one, would you rather learn to read or write?
4) Which Chester area nightclub gives one the best chance to get shot at? And how many people have you personally shot there?
5) Bloods or Crips?