Of all the men to ever engage in the pursuit of female companionship, we thought it was a pretty safe bet that our founding editor had the least game of them all.
Seriously people, he’s one of the original “Nintendo No Gameboys,” for crying out loud.
Well, we were wrong.
There is actually a man on this planet with less game than Sic Willie.
Don’t believe us? Listen TO THIS …
Hat-tip: Polls
By James the Foot Soldier September 12, 2009 at 10:41 am
So Will was in Toronto recently, eh?
By Olga's Jealous Friends September 12, 2009 at 11:37 am
Is Dimitri still *completely single* ?
:o
By Real Man September 12, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Hello:
Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Firstly, read this link …
http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
I’m a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world’s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden.
Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: http://torontorealmen.com … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there’s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet’s philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men.
Finally, here is The Prophet’s main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
WORSHIP THE COCK !!!
J.
By Nyet September 12, 2009 at 10:12 pm
J.,
Kudos to the research. But, pardon me — “Whatever.”
Re: “you will understand everything he is trying to do”
Why, yes, we already do! Whether marketing mogul, or regular schmuck, he is employing the popular tactic of the time-plagued male. Wants sex. Makes appointment. Will pay if necessary.
Get it? Got it? Good.
By Real Woman September 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Has anyone seen this “meeting announcement” where Dimitri The Lover teaches men how to “legally rape” women?
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html
By Julie September 13, 2009 at 6:31 pm
“I am presenting you with an opportunity.” Good stuff!
By Jonny D September 14, 2009 at 8:50 am
In addition to everything else, Dimitri seems to have been feeding the Ice Princess material for her Vogue interview, “The ball is in your court!”