The Saddest Megan Fox News You Will Ever Hear
We hate MTV for so many reasons (Kurt Loder, Carson Daly, annoying reality shows), but today it’s simply a case of “killing the messenger.” Or wanting to kill the messenger, at least.
After all, the network that used to play music made the editorial decision Wednesday to break what has to be the saddest news in history, namely that the hottest woman on the planet will not be giving the world a peek at her naughty bits.
From MTV:
“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”
Seriously, MTV. Why? Because we needed this news flash like (another) hole in the head.
Oh well, we’ll always have Paris. And that movie set where you kinda sorta stripped down.
(cue Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind …)
Comments
By confused on September 10th, 2009 at 11:27 am
i’m beginning to think there’s something seriously wrong with her naked parts that she doesn’t want the world to know. i just can’t buy the “too much self respect” argument from someone who only has a career because she stays nearly nekkid all the time and because she’s admittedly willing to be and comfortable with being a sex symbol.
By K Trane on September 11th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Flesh colored underwear = turn off!