Mariapussy
Does our latest Photoshop artwork of S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford cross the line? Yes. That’s obvious.
But is it so funny that you involuntarily spewed your drink all over your computer when you first saw it?
We certainly hope so … well, unless of course it’s a government computer, in which case what the hell are you doing reading FITS on taxpayer time?
Anyway, what’s interesting about this “Mariapussy” offering is that it comes from an artist singularly obsessed with one-upping a frequent contributor to our website.
Works for us … let the battle begin!
Also interesting? The fact that Sanford actually referred to himself as a secret agent man.
UPDATE: Our commenters ask, and they receive …
Artwork: “YSC got nothin’ on me”
Comments
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' on September 8th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Excellent, although it might have been a tad funnier if the silencer had been limp.
By Todd Sentell on September 8th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Is that Jack Kuenzie of WIS TV with the small mischief maker?
By Earl Capps on September 8th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Did you mean to say “The Trail … ” or “The Tail … “
By old bike dude on September 8th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Shouldn’t the Ice Princess have ol’ double naught in the crosshairs? This is some funny shit!!! Good job peeps.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on September 8th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
When our Funding Editor saw this fake photo she immediately had something to say about it: “What moron wasted time doing that?” She was not impressed.
In fact, she is strikingly unimpressed by the (lack of) creativity being posted these days on sic(k) willie’s porn site.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on September 8th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Frankly, she expected better from Earl.
By fitsnews on September 8th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Not Sayin’ Just Sayin’ …
http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mariapussy-limp.jpg
Ask, and ye shall receive …
By Rylyn on September 8th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
This is why the state can’t “move forward”. We are the laughing stock of the country which lately between the Governor’s Antics, the acusations about the Lt. Gov and the media circus is well deserved.
By ohara on September 8th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Outstanding, FITS! That is unbelievably funny!
“But is it so funny that you involuntarily spewed your drink all over your computer when you first saw it?”
Yeah, but I learned 2 months ago that I always need screen wipes for this site. Thanks for the laugh!
By Brian on September 9th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Hey, i want to play too:
http://thediscust.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bond-poster.jpg
By AdrianaTheTran on September 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Dear Governor Sanford,
Not sure why everyone is making a big deal about your “Secret Agent” quote. I miss our role playing.
Remember that time you dressed up as salad and wanted me to “toss” you? I do. I threw out my shoulder and you learned your insurance coverage didn’t make it past Miami.
I’m wet waiting for you (it’s raining tonight),
Adriana
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