Heidi Klum Would Like You To See Her Buttocks

Quick … front or back?

Duh … it’s the back.  Heidi Klum’s back, specifically.

The German swimsuit model and Project Runway host is appearing “unzipped” in the upcoming edition of Page Six magazine, which of course makes us very aroused … to have our plumbing checked.

Seriously, people … the toilet in Sic’s bathroom has been running like crazy lately and it sure looks like Heidi could help out with that.

What did you think we meant?