Smell Like A Man

For those of you who’ve never had the pleasure of making his acquaintance on an olfactory level, our founding editor (this guy) smells like a man.  A real man.

(Or a real ape, if you ask Mrs. Sic).

He also regularly eschews bathing, which only makes matters worse for those forced into close proximity with him.  Fortunately for us, Mrs. Sic (who lives in close proximity to this beast) keeps plenty of bath toys on hand – which apparently work for luring him into the tub.  But how to best clean this wild animal once she’s gotten him in there?

Seriously, people … “Sic” and “body wash” just don’t go together.  It’s like trying to “loofah” Chewbacca.

Enter Liberty ManSoap, which heard of Mrs. Sic’s plight and hooked her up with a few free bars of its product – which comes in five delightful smells (editor’s note: not “fragrances,” because this is ManSoap, baby).

Anyway, Mrs. Sic started her hairy Stank-o-pottamous out with “Badass Sassafras,” a burly bar of root beer-scented goodness (above) that contains real ground Sassafras root.  The verdict?  This stuff is “Man-tastic,” people!  For real!

Not only does Sic love bathing now, but he’s never smelled so good!

In addition to “Badass Sassafras,” Liberty ManSoap also offers “Morning Wood,” “First Amendmint,” “Tea Party” and “Simple Man.”

You can check out the Liberty ManSoap website (and order your own bars) by clicking below …

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Liberty ManSoap (official site)

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