Since Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive, she can say pretty much anything she wants. Like comparing people to totalitarian dictators who murdered millions of people, for example.
Fox took to the pages of Wonderland (which, surprisingly, is a magazine and not our founding editor’s “crotchal” region) to call Transformers‘ director Michael Bay “Hitler.” Oh, and Napoleon, too.
From the mag:
He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all.
Wow. Did Hitler have social skills? Was Napoleon awkward?
Oh and P.S. Megan we are incredibly awkward. With no social skills. And we have megalomaniacal urges, too.
And we know how you like dorks …
Pics: Wonderland
By Wes Wolfe September 3, 2009 at 6:39 pm
The rule — you can’t suck your own wang on visit stats when you pull bullshit like this post. Or, maybe you can, because you’re the lamest motherfucker in the history if S.C. politics.
By confused September 3, 2009 at 8:22 pm
flaming posts are WAY cooler when they don’t contain typos.
i was coming here to post a comment about this chick and how she should be less stupid and lose the tattoos, but i found my response above a bit more appropriate.
By Recovering Lobbyist September 3, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Wes appears to be envious of your success, and your business model, Wil. Either that or he is just a vulgar individual.
By BIN News Editorial Staff September 3, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Wes,
Remember that sic(k) willie sucks dihydrogen monoxide. And he is what he sucks. No clue if the post attributed to you is real or not. But we all know sic(k) willie is flameous for his fake posts.
BIN News
By Commonman September 4, 2009 at 11:15 am
Will, who is Wes Wolfe and the BIN News Editorial Staff and why are they so hot for you? You are a married man with a baby so they should understand you are off the market. Resist their flirtations, rough language, and dirty talk. I know it is hard, but you can do it. Remain the paragon of virtue and exemplar of American Manhood that we all have come to know and love.
By Strom's Daughter September 4, 2009 at 12:11 pm
This Fits entry didn’t have an “um,” like nearly all the rest of the others so um, I kind of, um, wondered where the, um . . . um was. I wonder if “um” will someday go the way of “far out, man,” but, um, with some luck, um, I hope not.