For those of you who don’t follow the hugely-influential political consulting career of SC Hotline founder Jeffrey Sewell, he apparently has a “live one” in a Lexington County (S.C.) State House race.
Yeah, we know. Don’t you wish you wielded that sort of influence?
Anyway, it looks like homeboy has even produced a video featuring his candidate (Gary-something-or-other) and his family seated around a dinner table with … wait … what’s that?
That … right there … in the middle of the table.
Seriously … what the hell is that?
We’ve checked with several housewives and all of them concur that the object is too small to be a paper towel dispenser. Is it a “condiment-turner,” maybe? Perhaps … but as far as we can tell it looks like something you should wrap a condom around – or in this case, maybe two.
What strikes us as funniest of all is that it certainly appears that this object was deliberately-placed – or at the very least consciously-left – in the video, as if Gary-whatever-his-name-is wants to appeal to the sybian demographic.
Or those who appreciate a little “morning wood.”
By Darth September 2, 2009 at 11:19 am
So Wil, which candidate has the pics of you in fishnets and leather?
By Ron September 2, 2009 at 11:21 am
Hehehe
But I like Gary. I have known him since we were much, much younger, and he would care about his disctrict.I plan to vote for him.
I wish him good luck… and hope he does not fall on that “thing”.
By goober says hey September 2, 2009 at 11:22 am
That is the hokiest thing I have seen in a long time. About as bad as that Belinda Gergel TV ad where she licks her lips in teh middle of teh spot and keeps on talking.
Perhaps there is a sequel to this Gary-gram – rated X. For Xtra hokey.
By Specialist September 2, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Appropriately it is District 69.
By randy September 2, 2009 at 12:32 pm
It’s a miniature lazy susan with a decorative embellishment.
By Elizabeth September 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Ha! That is just awesome!
By Aprice September 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Bridget Keeney would know what that is and know just what to do with it!
By PasserBy September 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm
It could pass for a candle…let’s light it on fire, and see what happens!
By Eric September 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Gary is a nice man, and had a very nice family. I think he is smart and I intend to vote for him. Don’t hold that thing against him. Maybe it was a gift from a mother-in law!
By Earl Capps September 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Wow … I didn’t know Sewell ran races too.
I hope that video isn’t warning us that someone is about to get royally screwed.
By jimbo September 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm
@Ron
I wish him good luck… and hope he does not fall on that “thing”.
“Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one.”
By Rylyn September 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm
And the alternative is Danny Frazier…I’ll take Gary Taylor and his table arrangement anyday over that
By Eric September 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Danny Frazier is a complete and utter disaster. Add Sanford and Bauer’s problems together, and Frazier has twice as many.
For the love of all things good, please let someone other than Frazier win that election.
By Scott September 2, 2009 at 9:51 pm
The best part as well is that he is running from House District 69. Seriously, what is that thing on the table? Why would you put it there?
By Rapid Robert September 3, 2009 at 8:15 am
If the erection lasts longer than 36 hours, Gary should call his doctor.