Comments on: Sanford: “Jesus Is My Homeboy”

By: Skidmarks

Skidmarks — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:50:32 +0000

Sanford always invokes God, not Jesus.

Sanford is after all the reincarnation of King David, and Jesus was of King David’s lineage.

By: Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:45:35 +0000

I’ dont reckon– least ‘cording t’ my Bible– dat th’ good Lawrd is’a in da bitness ov savin’ politickal carears– I think Heeze in the sole savin’ bitness…

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:55:58 +0000

You should have superimposed a picture of “Buddy Christ” from the Kevin Smith movie “Dogma.”

By: Jonny D

Jonny D — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:37:39 +0000

Send lawyers, guns and money. But really, no big surprise that the Fits Faithful have dubbed Luv Guv the unforgiven, you say he talks too much. Well forget that. Keep fighting the good fight, Luv Guv, we salute you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb-UxzgkTds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSMvFP6mdg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7fLk1kyKM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doHoE156RAo

By: Stop Pimpin My Jesus

Stop Pimpin My Jesus — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:33:28 +0000

If I remember the New Testament I’ve studied repeatedly, Jesus did hang with the bad crowd, but he didn’t condone their behavior and give them carte blanche for future irresponsible, unproductive behavior. Maybe some of these press-conference-having, September Vogue-appearing Sanfords need to reread that part about getting off the street corner and going into that upper room so they can focus on their own damn family which includes children who don’t need further humiliation!

By: Dudley

Dudley — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:35:09 +0000

Sanford has an invisible friend who has told him he has a plan for him. And we are supposed to believe it. Why does God always just talk to the person in private? Why doesn’t God show us a whopping big miracle that Sanford is his chosen leader of the masses?

By: hisgirlfriday

hisgirlfriday — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:00:36 +0000

Geez. Another crooked, lying politician hiding behind Jesus to excuse his sins in public office. He and Rod Blagojevich need to set up some Governors of Galilee ministry or something.

By: AdrianaTheTran

AdrianaTheTran — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:03:05 +0000

Dear Jesus,

Thank you for making a man like Governor Mark Sanford. From his stuttering to his perpetual hair part miss, I can get enough of this man – literally.

And thank you for making airplanes so that he could get all the way down here. (Oh, and thank you for making Smucker’s.;O)

Loving you more,
Adriana

http://www.DearGovernorSanford.com

By: shiya

shiya — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:24:55 +0000

Oh look, Sanford and company are now citing a convicted felon as a precedent for their travels.

http://www.timesanddemocrat.com/articles/2009/09/02/news/doc4a9eee8f60edb992439476.txt

By: Strom's Daughter

Strom's Daughter — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:36:02 +0000

There’s obviously another civil war taking place in South Carolina.

Republican Gays vs. Republican Straights.

When the smoke clears, we’ll have another ball-less Democrat in the office — essentially, a Republican in drag.