Music superstar Kevin Federline was in Miami this weekend, presumably letting the entire city orbit around his waist.
Wait, we better not “diss” him. He’s a gangsta rapper, remember? One who has stared down death.
Anyway, K-Fed was hanging out with his girlfriend/ satellite Victoria Prince, who obviously cannot resist the gravitational forces at work here. And how could she? It’s magnetism of a sort you rarely see outside of event horizons.
Oh, and yes we are going to have to review our “no nipple” policy moving forward. Nice Canadian pennies, K-Fabulous!
Don’t say we “never done nothing” for ya, ladies!