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Music superstar Kevin Federline was in Miami this weekend, presumably letting the entire city orbit around his waist.

Wait, we better not “diss” him.  He’s a gangsta rapper, remember?  One who has stared down death.

Anyway, K-Fed was hanging out with his girlfriend/ satellite Victoria Prince, who obviously cannot resist the gravitational forces at work here.  And how could she?  It’s magnetism of a sort you rarely see outside of event horizons.

Oh, and yes we are going to have to review our “no nipple” policy  moving forward.  Nice Canadian pennies, K-Fabulous!

Don’t say we “never done nothing” for ya, ladies!

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Pics: Mavrix