Music superstar Kevin Federline was in Miami this weekend, presumably letting the entire city orbit around his waist.
Wait, we better not “diss” him. He’s a gangsta rapper, remember? One who has stared down death.
Anyway, K-Fed was hanging out with his girlfriend/ satellite Victoria Prince, who obviously cannot resist the gravitational forces at work here. And how could she? It’s magnetism of a sort you rarely see outside of event horizons.
Oh, and yes we are going to have to review our “no nipple” policy moving forward. Nice Canadian pennies, K-Fabulous!
Don’t say we “never done nothing” for ya, ladies!
Pics: Mavrix
By K Trane September 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm
that’s really k-fed? guess he’s been eatin’ well with Brittney’s money.
By HMMM September 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Yeah. Thanks from the ladies.
By Mike Reino September 2, 2009 at 6:16 pm
See, black does make you look thinner ! Does K-Fat still merit press?
By emperor's hand September 2, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Maybe he should tryout for America’s Biggest Loser? Somehow I think he might could win that title coming and going…
By patricia September 3, 2009 at 11:36 am
Thanks for blasting a man for his body (for a nice change)