We first discovered the MTV “show” The Hills on account of Heidi Montag’s breast implants … which of course launched us on a year-long Montag obsession that we now regret almost as much as our love of parachute pants. Or that time we “went there” with Jenny Sanford.
Sheah! Right! Suckers …
As proof that we (like you) are among the actual suckers who are born every minute, we somehow stumbled upon a teaser for the upcoming (ongoing?) season of this thoroughly pointless show. Surprise, surprise, but the new Hills is stocked with vapids from some other show about seventeen year old bitches who are constantly annoyed with their lives because they date ignorant trust fund doinks with chin pubes and and tiny penises … wanna-be choppers who it turns out love drama even more than the ladies do.
Swoon? N’hardly.
Anyway, this vapid’s name is Kristin Cavallari, although which one of the girls below is her and which one is her friend … we have no clue.
The blonde?
If so … somebody needs to schedule home girl an “assplant” appointment.
