Before Y’Accuse Us …

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“Too small to be a Republic, too big to be an insane asylum …”

That’s an approximation of a quote often attributed to the not-so-great state of South Carolina, a mercurial, topsy-turvy little inverted triangle of a state that’s currently undergoing what could be the most sweltering political summer in its storied – albeit unsophisticated – history.

If South Carolina wasn’t already a “banana republic” – as Gov. Mark Sanford frequently referred to it before sticking his banana somewhere he shouldn’t – it has certainly become one in the wake of the utter and complete implosion of political order that has followed his “Argentine delight.”  And if the Palmetto State is indeed an “insane asylum,” then right now its political class is clearly the patient wearing the straight-jacket in a padded room, enjoying its broth through a straw.

Just as our governor became thoroughly un-spooled early on in this crisis, “Argentine Fever” has now swept through the state capital and beyond, causing more unravelings. Each day it seems fresh revelations are shaking the state’s establishment to its very foundations, rattling cages and redefining a political landscape that’s beginning to resemble the surface of the moon.

No joke, people, there are impact craters left and right … with no end in sight (sky rockets in flight? Argentine delight?) …

Sorry …

Obviously, our (not so “little” anymore) website has broken and/0r covered many of those revelations, prompting more than a few people to express their displeasure with the way we have handled ourselves – or handled certain stories.

Rather than play the game of blaming the MSM or offering excuses and/or explanations for the way we’ve handled certain things, we would like to take this opportunity to say very simply that we will continue to do the “voodoo that we do” … just the way we’ve been doing it.

Anybody who doesn’t it like it?

Well, as Slow Hand once said …

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  1. By Karla M. McGowan September 1, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    If you don’t like/agree with anything-Don’t Read It, Don’t Look At It. This is not a review of political happenings you have to agree with. JUST Stop reading it and also Shut Up. If you disagree with anything you are free to start your own Website and put forth your own views.

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  2. By old bike dude September 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Accuse hell. Sic your OBD points are off the scale at the moment. I can’t even get a FOIA request approved from SLED for a jailhouse murder and your busting smut writing Sunday school teachers. I gotta start reading more dirty books and get to know some male protitutes. Seems that’s where all the leads are these days.

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  3. By Been around a long time September 1, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    You are my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. By Chris September 1, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Tell it all! The people of this state deserve to know that men and women of low character have been running this state for the longest time.

    Let it all hang out…and only then can we start to clean this place up!

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  5. By Laura Campbell September 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Keep it coming, FITS! If SC citizens can’t get the truth anywhere else, we can depend on this site for it.

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  6. By Cooter Brown September 1, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Giv’ ‘em hell, Mista Willie! Let da cards fall whare day may. Dese pieces of mule turds is been foolin’ an’ funnin’ wit us fo far tooooo long! Lik’ da gud Lawrd says– Cast yer bread upon da wader…

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  7. By Longshot September 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Well it is a known fact the truth shall make you free so hopefully SIC will dig up enough stuff to free up a bunch of house and senate seats of those that deserve to be removed for rising above their incompetance. I used to see those bumper stickers that say “Don’t Re-elect anybody”, I have now come round to that way of thinking unless I know the individual I am voting for.

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  8. By rick September 2, 2009 at 7:05 am

    Longshot…do we ever really know anybody?

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  9. By SC Southpaw September 2, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Keep up the good work. I don’t often agree with your views but I believe a good sense of humor and lots of sunshine are healthy contributions to our state’s politics.

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  10. By old bike dude September 2, 2009 at 8:29 am

    Ohh crap. I called Coastal Mental Health this morning. They said “what’s the problem”. I said “I’m agreeing with Cooter”. They said come right away. J/K cooter. Well said…I think.

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  11. By Jonny D September 2, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Before Y’Accuse Us?, Huh? It’s totally understandable for Fits to be feeling a little heat. Now I will readily admit that to the extent that simultaneously being a traitorous character assassin and also a cool guy with a cool website are not mutually exclusive, Fits has somehow managed to pull it off. Doesn’t change the fact that the “execution” of Ms. Fire Down Below was without justification, nor will it soon be forgotten.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Veko70OfQ

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  12. By HIPAA Violator September 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Clapton = God.

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